Admin: *smiles and places bowl of cereal in front of Arthur* Finish your breakfast quickly, Arthur. It's almost time for school.

Okay... 

One: I'm much too old for school.

Second: Cereal is for Americans.

Admin: I thought you like Amer, though. SO YOU SHOULD LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM, EAT YOUR CEREAL. *picks bowl of cereal up and throws it at him*

*gets covered in cereal*

Gee, thanks mum.

Admin: *psyched he keeps calling me mum(I called him son for months before he finally started calling me mum)* Well... can't you use your magic and clean it or something?

I'm too lazy...

Admin: Dude, use your magic or I'm about to be very strange and weird. XD *eyes vacuum cleaner in the corner*

*insert magic-i-ness...sss*

*is now clean*

Now don't touch me with that vacuum...

Admin: *grins evilly, wide eyed* Ohh, but it's so tempting, son.

Mum, no.

Admin: Okay. ._.