(this was before I changed my penname's firstname to Alexandria, so it's still Alexandra. This was also before I came out with my irl firstname. So, it's all )

H-Hello.

Admin: *perverted Adam West voice* H-hello, America. o-o

.....but i'm not america.....

Male!Admin: Of course not! You're probably some pretty girl, right?! :D

Admin: *smacks him* Get outta here, ya dumba$$. Anyways, whatta ya--

Maddie: You need something.

Chibi!Canada: What is it, eh?

Awww,canada,your so cute. She smiles.

Chibi!Canada: T-thank you!

Alexander: Show off.

Alexandra: no offense, me, but girls like children more than guys they just met.

Your welcome,oh,and you who just said show off,you can shut up

Alexander: Name's Alexander, and I shut up for far too long, I don't plan on starting again now.

Alexandra: I apologize. He was in a mini-fight earlier so he's on edge.

Yeah yeah,hey canada,do you want some cupcakes that i baked.?

Chibi!Canada: Alex says that if you eat cupcakes you get raped.

Alex: *chuckles nervously*

That's not true,but if you belive that you can have some cookies instead.

Chibi!Canada: Yes, please!

Here,you can pick out the cookies you want. *she holds out a plate of cookies*

Chibi!Canada: *grabs all the ones that look anything like maple leafs*

Alex and Alex: Ooh! Ooh! Could I have one, please?

Sure,you can have the cookies you want as well.

Alex and Alex: *fist pump* Yes! *takes two cookies each*

Maddie: I heard from my info brokers you're a creeper. True or false?

Maggie: *quietly* I apologize about my sister.

False,oh do you know where russia is.?

Maddie: That's strange because the info broker I got that info from is someone who's talked to you directly.

Maggie: Russia? He's at home.

Ok first of all,i am not a perv, and i have never talked to anyone before right know.

Alexandra: Ohhh, I like you.

Alexander: She's a creeper like us!

Alexandra: I don't hang with my own breed. And you have talked to my Info Broker.

Am i aloud to hit her?!

Alexandra: Are you talking about moi? ヘ（。□°）ヘ

Alexander: Or the Info Broker? へ(゜∇、°)へ

Toddler!Alexandra: It could be either one. (⊙﹏⊙✿)

Taller!Alexandra: It could be Alexander if she has the wrong idea. щ (*ㅇ△ Φ☆)ノ

Wtf?!

Alexes: *hold up banner of Russia* Russia. What's the first thing you think of?

Chibi.

Alexandra: *throws chibi!Russia off waterfall*

This is something you don't see every day.

I know a good Russia RPer.

(wait for it, it's about to get bombastic.)

Whats the RPer's name?

Alexandra: What will you give me if I tell you?

I'll give you something that you wanted for your entire life.

(At this point I thought about what I might actually want, and failed. So I got my sister to help me cause she knows me really well. Now it gets good. Actually read this, it's awesome.)

Alexandra: What have I wanted? *eyes go blank* Wait. What HAVE I wanted? Three hundred pounds of pineapple rings, four all-season tickets to Silverwood, nine civil-war era rifles (in working condition), five mature dragons, well cooked, eight hundred carrots, nine lizards, all different varieties, five gallons of milk, a carton of eggs,

Alexander: We're running low.

Alexandra: Anyway, my list goes on! I need three pounds of butter, ten pounds of potatoes, the state of Texas, a plane ticket to Texas, to be the president of America, to be an assassin, a REALLY classy ring, in fact, all of your jewelry, and... let me see... The entire collection of Fruits Basket manga, three hundred tie-dye t-shirts, I want to be a world famous cook, a black belt in karate, six hundred differently styled teacups for my collection, oh, and they have to be really nicely detailed, I don't want none of that five-year-old shi7, five thousand pounds of cotton candy, sixteen pairs of size eighteen shoes(To give to those who are not size 18s), a toga in the style of thirteenth-century fairies, seventeen alien fingers, and...... let me think... a katana, your soul, my dad to say I'm his Wattpad daughter on his page, I want nineteen sets of new sandals that aren't held together by dirt and rocks, I want a set of Gucci suits in the colors eggshell, charcoal gray, burnt burgundy, hot pink, electric green, then I want a puppy, painted blue so I can call him Blu, I want a Fiat, red, then I'm gonna need a set of babies of all different nationalities... Umm... Any more?

Alexander: Yeah, I'm her, too, so I get stuff! I want a state-of-the-art set of gaming systems, a flat-screen tv at least as big as I am, I've always loved race cars, throw one of those in, a coconut as big as my head, five pounds of pepperoni...

Toddler!Alex: Oh! Oh! Me next! I want barbies! LoTS oF BaRBiEs!

Taller!Alex: I want some high heels, at least six inches, a horse made of popcorn, a s3xy goth vampire outfit, and.... I think we're done.

Alexandra: Yup.

Ok,here ya go. *she gives every thing on the list to that person*

Alexandra: Are the one hundred, twenty six ponies there? >_>

Taller!Alex: The horse has to be alive, by the way. >_>

Yes, the horse is alive.

Alexandra: What about the ponies, HMM?!

Taller!Alex: And where's my Blues' Clues chair?!

I have every thing on the list so,calm down!

Alexandra: So, you DO have my fried lizards, right? :D

Yes. *hands alexandra her fried lizards*

Alexander: And my yaoi manga~?! :DDDD

Yes,take your yaoi pervert!!

Everyone: HAH NONE OF THOSE WERE ON THERE, BEOTCH!! >:D

Alexandra: You didn't read the list. I'm kinda of hurt. *cuddles box of cereal*

*scofs* scotland will care about me.

Alexandra: *stabs Scotland to death with a shiny silver fork* Your momma can't hear you, boy. (ಠ⌣ಠ)

F*ck off *flips both of them off*

Alexandra: Oh, no. I prefer to pi$$ off. (ಠ⌣ಠ)

Alexander: Or, pi$$ on. (ಠ⌣ಠ)

Other Alexes: Excuse me? (ಠ⌣ಠ)

F the F off!!!

Alexandra: I apologize. Male!Me is a pervert. XD

Alexander: You're a pervert, too.

Alexandra: So? You have an eight pack!

Alexander: Wtf's that got to do with anythi-- my boxers have FMB on them.

Alexandra: I did not know that. ɴᴏᴡ ɪ ᴅᴏ

(g2g, troll ya later! ☆～（ゝ。∂）)