Imagine this, two teenage girls fighting over this one guy/girl they both like in the living room, it is loud and annoying as hell and things are about to get messy.

That's exactly what happening, well it's Sam Wilson and Clint Barton, at 3:13 am, fighting over Bucky Barnes.

Tony is trying to work while this is going on, Natasha , Zemo, and Andy are just watching, Stephen and Steve are trying to sleep, Peter is out on patrol without permission, Bruce and Thor are in Ass-guard, and Loki, he's literally crying in his room.

And you might be asking where is Bucky, he's literally the person they're fighting over, well he's coming home from a mission.

"KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BUCKY!!" Sam yells.

"WHY WOULD HE LOVE YOU, HE CLEARLY LOVES ME!!"

"YOU ARE REALLY STUPID AREN'T YOU!!"

"SAYS THE BIRDBRAIN!!"

And then click, the door unlock and both of them looks over.

It is Bucky, covered in dirt, and probably needs a shower.

But Clint and Sam does not give a shit, so they run over and hugs him.

Bucky literally doesn't care, and looks around to see Nat, Zemo, and Andy and sighs.

"Literally, at 3, you're pathetic in love." Bucky says as he shakes them over him and goes to his room and takes a shower.

Sam and Clint gives each other death stare at goes to bed both of them hoping to get Bucky's heart.

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I hope you enjoy this oneshot of Sam and Clint fighting

I feel like this was terrible

Go get some water

Go to sleep early

And I love you and see you if I actually post anymore of this