"ohmygodsoyouknowhowthere'sthisbadboycalledangelicohinicomarseswellhe'stotallycuteandhehasnogirlfriendsoGOALS!" my bestest bestie of besties squeals. Oh my God I swear we're like super models like have you seen us? I'm 5'6 with the longest blond hair it's like so pretty! It even shines and sparkles! And like legit my eyes are really pretty too! They're bright bright bright blue they're so bright I accidentally blinded the first man that looked into my eyes! That happened to be my dad whoops haha. But it's okay! They were magically healed right after and we all laughed about it.

And my best friend winking and blowing kisses to the boys in the halls is Bella! She's like totally cute but not more than me! HaHaHaHaHaHa. Anyways though she has the nicest brown hair and it sparkles almost as much as mine! And-

"Can you like not? Thanks." Angelico hinico marses bumped into me and I somehow knew it was him- huh?

Oh. Mhmm. Yep. Alright.

So the author who's typing this told us that she's injecting a bad writing habit here that she saw once in a Wattpad bad writers thingy! Of course she read it cuz she needed to learn. So here! Also she told us we can stop being fake so get ready for the real story.

Oke end of first cliche. Sorta. Part two is coming up.

So technically speaking, this isn't a mid chapter author's note. I already ended the first part.

I just wanted to say that this was just a test run. I think what I'm going to do is this:

First, I'll write the most cliche thing about the cliche that I can. Which is surprisingly hard, actually! I'll also inject "bad writing habits" every once in a while. The next one will be "the one that loves commas". That'll be part one.

Then, following part one will be the actual story and how I wrote it out. Mind you, all part twos are going to be how the cliche gets completely ruined with even the tiniest bit of common sense. They will not include "bad writing habits". Hopefully.

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