Aka my iconic ship ShrekXTrump.

Thus, trek.

Reader: YOU RETURNED BACK AFTER SUCH A LONG TIME AND ALL YOU HAVE TO OFFER IS A #%&!!% SHIP NAME? WTF WOMAN? SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE FLYING-REALISTIC-WEREWOLF-SPIDERS?

Me: At this point my apologies are absolutely of no effect... but still... i am sorry. Though, this chapter is not gonna discuss this ship, rather of course, im here to discuss some other stuff.

Sorry not sorry but in this chappie, i'd like to welcome the poor readers who are weird-ed out by me referencing this ship once every few chapters.

Readers: Why are you so obsessed with Trek?

Me: This ship symbolizes those wattpad couples who aren't at all compatible with each other yet are bound to love each other 'cuz the author-san is a dictator.

Reader: It still doesn't make any sense.

Me: Nor does many stories under the tag #Romance.

Readers: Well, that ShrekXtrump chappie you wrote made me gag and now i am emotionally scarred.

Me:  I am sorry. I'll write a part 2 soon and turn it into a love triangle by including Spongebob too.

Readers: Can't you write a normal chapter? You are running out of content ideas!

Me: No shit sherlock, But yes, Cuz of this quarantine i got some time and im gonna update all of my books. Though, guess what?

Reader: What? 

Me: As you are reading this, i have just updated a real  chapter. 

Readers: (Add some reaction in the comments =} )

Love,

Lizzy