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I enter into the class and scan the jail-like room (which literally has every color of the rainbow inside) for a seat. NO SEAT!!!11 AHH! THE WHOLE SCHOOL IS BULLYING ME! i think angrily as i walk towards the only seat at the far off corner which is practically pressed against the glassy glass window which feels like glass, looks like glass and is actually glass! whoa1 i love its glassy smell!

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As i sit i notice a female sitting right next to me. Her skin is like as if it recently had an orgy with every single skin shade on this planet. She is black, white, brown, yellow, blue , peach and everything all at once! WOW! she is so unique! just like me!

Before i could do anything i notice her approaching me with the most sweetest manipulative smile ever! her smile screams i am gonna make you do weird shiz on the name of friendship.

"Hello! my name is paprika powder ching chong shamshila la la la and i am vegan, gay, asian, black, white, asexual, bisexual and everything at once."  The girl with the exotic name chirps as my walnut size brain process what she just said. And then, it hits me like pair of spoiled starbucks coffee!

she is the unique slash diverse friend that i am suppose to have which will help the lazy author to add tags like #diverse #peepsOfColor #Asian #Gay #Asexual #TrueFriendship etc without noticing that just absolutely how disrespectful it is to  dump shiz ton of traits and cultural and social interests in one single person!

arggdgjwsdfywi! A PERFECT FRIEND ON THE FIRST DAY!!!

Just then, the door slams open and the whole room falls into a deadly silence as  heavy footsteps approach my direction. A guy who looks like:

walks in. Now author san just added a pic, hence there is no need to elaborate on his looks, rather, he was clad in:

He wears an intimidating look, almost like that of an pregnant woman on her periods as he approach me and lay his hello kitty sparkle sparky bag on my desk. His cold gaze penetrate my soul as he hiss like an angry goldfish.

"Listen here nerd! this seat is mine despite today being the first day of school. now, scram!"

"Don't you dare bully blue pineapple, Xavier!" I turn around and look at paprika, my new friend who was backing me up. A proud smile creep on my lips as  i turn towards Xavier (forgetting that i am shy) and growl, " Listen here you piece of toilet paper! you don't scare anyone!"

I gasp as i immediately cover my mouth! Did i just swear?! eek no! i'm the good girl! i cannot swear! 

Xavier smirks as he takes another seat. totally impressed by my boldness. Though during this whole ordeal the rest of the class is silently looking at us like a bunch of stupid dummies.

Before i can turn towards my friend, Paprika, the teacher suddenly comes in the class and without any introduction asks us to take out our books and journals. Which we do promptly.

"Okay guys! i know that in these five minutes i have not taught you anything, but, there is this upcoming project regarding home economics which is not even my subject. Yet, since all of you are so unlucky to be my students, imma just pair you all up and assign you a random project which has no learning value!" My teacher winks as he hollers. "Xavier and blue pineapple! you both are suppose to take care of a sack of flour. pretend that it's your baby and by the end of the week just submit a report about how good you both are at parenting! remember, it requires mutual cooperation!"

The floor sways under my feet as i realize that my worst ever enemy is assigned to work with me on  a project! xjwsdguyhqwidh what am i gonna do now?????!!?!?!?!?

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