You didn't ask for it...yet here you have it!

Part 2 of stuff that annoys me on wattpad.

1. Emoji and text-talk in books

I looked at ana and 2 my amzmnt  she wore a fab dress wid 6 ench stiletoes! !!!!111!1!! Whoa!!! I meself wear 4lowery sh3rt!! We are ouet to dizzle the crewd!!!11!!

English has left the chat

And there are stories that are written like this:

if anyone of you can comprehend this then please lemme know.

2. Hey guys! this book was the first i wrote when i was -3 years old. there are mistakes, errors and potatoes that i don't plan to correct.. Henceforth, dont correct me and just enjoy this tale just the way it is.

The story be like

Chapter 1:

i'm anna. im pretty. my eyes are blue like a tomato. bye.

Chapter 2:

I went to school.. it was cool. i want a pool. i found a dead fish in the class. could it be a werewolf?

chapter 3:

holy sheeeeetttt! its a werewolfff!!!! my love interest!!! UwU

Title: Deep affections (A werewolf story)

Blurb: I'm not good at descriptions... so...just read this book since already 12.5 million something peeps have read it? Btw it includes Hairy styles and Edblood. UwU

Reads: 130M       Votes: 145M         Chapters: 12

Somebody give me patience and a bucket which i can fill with tears.

3. 100+ Notifications

plot twist: 95 of them are announcements.

4. Thank you guys for reading this book! i know that you guys love this book but since ive lost motivation to write anything else imma stop now and leave ya'll hanging for the rest of your miserable lives. BYEEE

And then the author just disappears into Narnia.

5. Damn you unfollowers.

Like seriously, it's so annoying when somebody follows you ➡ You follow 'em back ➡ They unfollow you.

they: 1 follower 

You: 0 follower

Seriously? I don't understand this stupid art of getting followers like that.

And they don't understand the stupid existence of lizzy sidd who literally tracks them down and unfollows them. 

BTW wattpad should notify the users about peeps who unfollow 'em.

Just my opinion tho.

Peace.

Lizzy