Since most Wattpad relationship failures are a cause of one person's inability to close their hairy legs.

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I am not gonna discuss how it's morally terrible or whatever since we all know that and chances are, the majority of you guys don't appreciate it either like me.

But we are here to discuss things that make me wanna bang my head against the nearest wall.

aka, cliches.

1. If the MC is the cheater, the author can give a pathetic reason like: her husband was boring etc to get away with it. What makes me wanna pull my hair is the fact that there are literally people hyping her up. I swear, if it was the antagonist luring her husband in, the same peeps would have gone ape-shit.

2. Literally, every breakup is because of cheating. Can't ya'll give me a normal break up? There are many reasons why you might wanna break up with someone: toxicity, anger issues, trust issues, no motivation to keep up with long term relationships, mutual understanding and even considering that they both just want to be friends and nothing more.

I mean, times have come when a sad demonic asexual like me is giving you reasons behind breaking up with your boo. YOU'RE WELCOME! And tbh i have been in love with caramel ice cream. But I cheated on it with cookies 'n cream. Currently I'm going out with fudge-cream because I am an unfaithful bitch. But ya'll better support me since i'm the MC here!

3. You literally filled a whole chapter with how upset she was because of the break up but in the very next chapter she is out in a club and bouncing on anyone with two legs and a baby banana? Look, I am all for 'you should get over it and live your life', but you first stressed on how terrible she felt and how depressed she was in terms of dating. And then, you send her off to a club and she finds herself a man in less than a millisecond? How does this shiz work? You cannot recover that fast and even if you are, you should have some essence of your past experience in your future course of action.

But noooo! She's gonna make the same mistake again and then Author-san will write yet another chapter about how sad she is. *Facepalm*

4. The way these people forget each other's mistakes. In one scene the MC wants to kill her psycho billionaire husband for cheating but then 6 years later (more like, 2 chapters later) she and him are back together and increasing the world's population. Btw, I also like how in the end the author puts a plot twist like "Oh, Karen! I never cheated on you. That was a misunderstanding and nothing like this happened. Now please don't call my manager."

I mean wow! It took him 6 years to come up and confess that he didn't cheat? That it was all just a major oopsie? Bruh, c'mon! My niece can come up with better excuses than that. And she is only 4.

And the best part is, the MC had been raising their child alone all that time and when she left him, she didn't take anything out of his wealth. WTF bro? For once I think that the blonde cheerleader who keyed Xavier's car is a lot better than your sorry ass.