Before I start, I just wanna ask something real quick.

DOES ANYONE OF YOU KNOW ABOUT THE ACCOUNT BY THE NAME 'HOW BOYS THINK'? they had many books and it was run by this one guy 'Reece'. They stopped updating in 2014. 

They are mostly famous for their books: 'how boys speak' , 'how boys think', 'how to catch  a cheater' and a prank book.

The things is, I cant find their account anymore and their books are gone from my reading lists (both public and private). So if anyone of you knows what happened (or is their fan like me,) please let me know where are they now.

They were practically wattpad legends and their humor was good despite being mature and mildly sexual. IDK whether they terminated their account themselves or our orange fairy has something to do with it. BTW i recently followed Brandon who is the only one out of the 5 boys who has a WP account.

Anyway, since they are gone, let's write a chappie in their style. OFC it won't be mature since i am the one writing it. Basically their chappie goes like: this one guy Reece asks questions while other peeps answer it line by line. So let's follow the same formula today.

----- BREAK UP AND DATING ADVICE------

Q. What to do after a break up? 

Xavier aka badboy: Don't key my cars!

Peter goodguyson: I'm sure your car has just as many STDs as you.  You can perhaps call that one friend who you always friend zone and eat icecream with him while listening to Taylor swift. 

Alpha Wolfo: Don't listen to him, he is still single. Hit the club and get claimed by a werewolf. The werewolf will kill the bastard for you.

Edblood Cumin: Break his bones yourself. Don't be reliant on a werewolf unless you want to babysit a man child.

Richie Rich Dollarson aka Millionaire: Change your FB settings to 'single' and click on the 'hot singles near you' ad.

Lizzy Sidd (Cuz why not?): Don't listen to these people.

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Q. What's the best way to take revenge from your ex?

Xavier aka badboy: Forgiveness is the best revenge.

Peter goodguyson: Cheap talk from a manwhore I see, Xavier? 

Alpha Wolfo: Leak his nudes.

Edblood Cumin: Do a reverse UNO and say that you were cheating on him all along.

Richie Rich  Dollarson: Get a sugar daddy.

Lizzy Sidd: Sleep with his best friend or brother.

Xavier: Don't listen to Lizzy.

Alpha Wolfo: Yeah... the poor Ex lost their partner and now you are gonna ruin their sibling or friendship relationship too? tsk... tsk... demonic.

Peter: I suggest spreading legos and forcing him to walk on it.

Edblood: Why?

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Q. How to know that a person is worth dating? 

Xavier aka badboy: When their first name is blue and last name is pineapple. Someone  Peter will forever lack.

Peter goodguyson: When they don't have their heart in their knees and brain in their pelvis. I am looking at you Xavier.

Alpha Wolfo: I have glow in the dark eyes. Pet me, pheasants.

Edblood Cumin: When she opens her heart, arms and hairy legs for you.

Richie Rich Dollarson: When she is your secretary, and wtf Edblood?

Lizzy Sidd: No one here is giving a serious answer. But I think someone with good conversation skills might be interesting to hang around with.

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Q. Do you believe in love at first dight?

Xavier aka badboy: Absolutely, how else am i able to fall in love in the first chappie, and then doing a 360 degree personality somersault in the next chappies?

Peter goodguyson: Yeah, i do. Because the first woman I saw and fell in love with was my mom.

Alpha Wolfo: -_- After being born the first woman you saw was the nurse, you dipshit. Stop acting all deep. And i agree with Xavier.

Edblood Cumin: Doot Doot Xavier!

Richie Rich Dollarson: I'll have a McXavier with a side of sad Peter.

Lizzy Sidd: Please stop bullying peter. Unlike you guys, he is getting married.

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Q. What if Peter gets married?

Xavier aka badboy: I'll lose all hope in humanity and chop my ding dong off.

Peter goodguyson: I'll not invite any of these bastards.

Alpha Wolfo: Of course, no one would want to come to a funeral of an innocent girl's hopes and dreams.

Edblood Cumin: I'll go vegan.

Richie Rich Dollarson: I'll personally pay to get the bride's eyes checked.

Lizzy Sidd: This gotta be the worst chappie. I mean, none of us were helpful at all. But on a bright side, PETER GOODGUYSON IS GETTING MARRIED.

Peter is getting amrried to InBlack_01

And since they both has  started dating (in my PMs) and Peter started sending her pickup lines and mini notes through my profile, I gotta admit that they both are in love and are officially a married couple.

Please give them your blessings.

I hereby dedicate this song to you both to drown the cries of the rest of the guys. XAVIER DON'T CUT IT OFF!! THINK ABOUT BLUE PINEAPPLE!

Richie Rich Dollarson: InBlack_01 Your doctors appointment is in 15 minutes.

Me: -_-

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