So what is this?

An amazing book where we all can talk shit about cliches!

A wise woman.... uh, girl (presumably me), once said that if life gives you rotten cucumbers.

Make pickles.

Hence, this is a rant book loaded with salt, pepper, and olive oil where I'm going to display my love for many Wattpad cliches such as:

^ Love triangles 

^ Bad boys 

^ Nerdy girls

^ Billionaires

^ Mafia/Gangs

^ THE SUPERNATURALLLL

And practically everything Wattpad that I am butt-hurt over.

Comment, vote and join me in this salty journey and earn a shout out in this book.

Moreover, it's worth noting that this book has its own CULT!! all thanks to ScarredHeroes

WE ARE THE ANTI-BANALITY PINEAPPLES.

Why pineapples? You'll know the secret soon.

In this cult,  we all believe that clichés are overdone, and it's about time writers come up with something original. 

> Why is every Main Character a meek wallflower who is also a nerd and a virgin?  AND WHY DID HER PARENTS SOLD HER TO ONE DIRECTION??????

> Do we really need bad boys harassing everything with 2 legs and a vag in the middle? 

> ORBS ORBS BEWBS BORBS

If yes, then join the cult.

We believe in whatever I have written above + the fact that clichés aren't always  bad. Like c'mon, even I love a good, cheesy romance once in a while. Besides, if written well, and with a nice twist, any cliché can be turned into a nice story. 

Therefore, we don't bash and attack people here. Instead we discuss and laugh at clichés without hating on any writer. Because a book is not always a good representation of a writer's mindset and perceptions. 

With this being said, I am your host, Lizzy Sidd aka zaza aka the million other names I have accumulated over the years!

Jump right in, Pineapples.

Love,

-Lizzy