Mike plays

Eyyyyyyyyyyy lil bitch Chris has this wheel thing on his phone and all of our names are on it, so which ever it lands on, we do it. It's like a game of fucking terror.

Cleverbot: What powers does chuck norris have?

I don't know, strength?

Cleverbot: Other than that?

Smashing robots.

Cleverbot: You don't have a name?

Everyone has a fucking name. Names Mike Schmidt.

Cleverbot: Yeah but I listen to bands like queen and not to nirvana.

What the fuck does that have to do with my name?

Cleverbot: How can you say this is a lie then you don't know me.

Why do I get the stupid one......

Cleverbot: Which one? Where?

Look in the mirror, buddy.

Cleverbot: I cant, you broke it after you looked into it.

I know, that's how fabulous I am. I'm so hot it couldn't stand it.

Cleverbot: Why did you want to find me?

Chrisy made me.

Cleverbot: We don't have grades in new zealand.

......................

Cleverbot: No. New Zealand.

I get it.

Cleverbot: Really? You actually have friends?

Yes, and they are damn better than robots.

Cleverbot: I can teach you, but I have to charge.

Teach me what? The ways of stupidity?

Cleverbot: I don't want you to be sad.

I'm not sad.

Cleverbot: Alright, I will stay until I have to go.

Joy.

Cleverbot: You'll get the cake tomorrow.

What fucking cake?

Cleverbot: What kind of problems.

(Mike left)