First of all, you don't have to do anything for me.

You don't have to be following me  or read my stories or anything.

Second: I do not have a lot of time. I will try to fulfill all requests, but it might take a bit.

Third: I do not promise results. I will try to do my best, but I'm not that good, and things can happen.

Fourth: please file a request. You can do that on the next chapter, and I'll tell you how.

Fifth: I will do these based off of who asked first, not on bias.

Maybe a bit on bias. 

Sixth: if I do not get to your request, I'm sorry.

Seventh: have a great day!