RS: Hey guys I'm Rod Stewart!

RW: And I'm Ronnie Wood from The Stones!

Both: And we're here to do some prank calls!

RS: Let's get started!

*Dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

RS: *sexy voice* Hey there big guy. Thank you for calling The X Hotline. Where our conversations are X-tra X-plicit.

Victim: Um... I didn't call you... you're the one who called me.

RS: *sexy voice* Of course we did. Now just sit back, relax,and get comfy while I put your partner on the phone.

V: Partner?

RS: *sexy voice* The person you'll be talking to. Now just hang on a second. And feel free to unzip your pants.

*Rod hands Ronnie the phone*

RW: *sexy voice* Hey there you sexy thing. How many times do you get laid?

V: Ok I don't know who the hell you are or why you're calling me but please don't ever call me again.

*Call Ended*