S: 'Ello I'm Slash from Guns N Roses and I'm here to do some prank calls and laugh my ass off. As of right now those are my main goals so let's begin.

*Dials random number*

Victim: Hello?

S: Is your refrigerator running?

V: I know this joke so no it's not running.

S: Ok well this is Sears home repair and since it's not running we'll be over in a few minutes.

*Call Ended*