A drunk Keith rants to you about random things. Buckle up... it's gonna be a long ride. 😂😂😂

Hello everybody... I'm Meith Koon...or Loon...or you know what I don't know who the hell I am! I just can't comprehend why people can't grasp the concept that brown cows produce chocolate milk! I-I just don't get it! I mean people keep staring at me and pointing at me and don't ask me how this relates to brown cows producing chocolate milk cause I don't fucking know! I just don't know anymore it's just like whatever. And me charged for assault! I don't know why I was charged! Mama had a squeezebox so I played it all night! And oh God I just used a song reference! You know what I'm gonna sing a little song by my friend...and as of now I don't remember my friend's name or what song I was going to sing...I don't know anything anymore!!!

*Passes out*