Lol this case ft. freakyfordeaky who I talked with about this case
Also ft. NJ2001 Macca40 & Starr_Collector

Judge Tork: Ugh, so I can't quit this job... *looks at camera* is it on? Ok, ahem, order, order. Today we are here for the case of Taylor vs. Mer- oh, now where the hell is Roger?! Do all the defendants just not show up??
Witness May: He had a party last night, and John distracted us with his... dancing...

Witness Deacon: *barges into courtroom* DID I HEAR "AWESOMESAUCE DANCE SKILLZ"?! *begins dancing awkwardly*

(Like so^^^)

Witness freakyfordeaky: John what the hell are you doing

Witness Deacon: I AM DANCIN *continues awkward dancing*

Witnes freakyfordeaky: John are you still drunk

Witness Deacon: Pfft, no

Witness freakyfordeaky: yes you are

Witness Deacon: ok maybe a little

Witness May: Anyways, John was... doing that... and I see Roger and his girl sneaking upstairs and I was all, "Hey, where're you two lovebirds going?" And Roger, who was obviously drunk, says, "Oh, we were uh, going upstairs to get something..." and his girl starts laughing and I said, "Getting something? The both of you?" And they just continued laughing and went upstairs. They didn't get back from "getting what they needed".

Defendant Taylor: *barges into courtroom with arm around BohemianBrunette as they laugh that way couples do* sorry, we got held up for a little bit.

Judge Tork: Well thank God you're finally here, now let's get on with the case. Mr. Taylor, according to this, Mr. Mercury believes you're a girl??

Plantiff Mercury: ROGER IS  A GIRL

Defendant Taylor: What the fuck, I am not!

Defense Attorney BohemianBrunette: Oh trust me, he's definitely a man...

Plantiff Mercury: Then how do you explain these girly magazines?! I present exhibit A: *hands magazines to Judge Tork*

Judge Tork: Um, actually,  you have to hand these to the bailiff, who hands them to- *looks at magazine cover* um... these aren't girly magazines...

Plantiff Mercury: What do you mean? Of course they are! They've got girls in them!

Defendant Taylor: *facepalms* BECAUSE ITS PLAYBOY, FREDDIE

Defense Attorney BohemianBrunette: You read Playboy?

Defendant Taylor: Pfft, no... *lying straight through adorable teeth*

Plantiff Mercury: Okay well... how do you explain this?! *hands to Bailiff Jones, who hands to Judge Tork* soppy girly romance young adult novels!!

Judge Tork: *looks at book covers* The Princess Diaries? Belle and the Beast? How to Meet Boys? (Btw I totally recommend these books theyre great)

Defense Attorney BohemianBrunette: Oh, um, those are mine... *grabs novels and puts in purse*

Plantiff Mercury: Okay... well what about this white nail polish? It's not mine!

Witness May: Oh sorry that's mine *grabs nail polish and sets on table*

Defendant Taylor: Why the fuck were you painting your nails in my house

Witness May: *shrugs* why does your girlfriend read soppy romance young adult novels in your house?

Defendant Taylor: Because she's my girlfriend

Defense Attorney BohemianBrunette: THEY ARE NOT SOPPY, THEY ARE AMAZINGLY WRITTEN STORIES OF HEROINES THAT-

Plantiff Mercury: Wait... Brian, if that was your nail polish... are you a girl??

Witness May: WHAT THE HELL UM NO

Plantiff Mercury: Then prove it!! You paint your nails, you can't deny it!!!

Witness May: You've been painting your nails longer than I have, Fred...

Plantiff Mercury: Oh... good point...

Judge Tork: So, Plantiff Mercury, you can either admit you're a girl or you can withdraw the charges. FINALLY SOMETHING CLOSE TO LEGAL HAS HAPPENED

Plantiff Mercury: Um, I think I'll just withdraw the charges...

Judge Tork: Alright, court dismissed. *gavel slams* Defendant found not guilty.

Witness Deacon: CMON EVERYONE LETS START DANCING *has still been dancing this whole time*

Witness freakyfordeaky: John nO

Jury member McCartney: John you're drunk go home

Jury member Macca40: My husband and I are at an agreement

Jury member NJ2001 : HE IS STILL MY HUSBAND

Judge Tork: SOMEONE SHUT OFF THE CAMERAS BEFORE WE START ANOTHER CASE AND SOMEBODY GET THIS DRUNKEN BASSIST OUT OF HERE

Witness Deacon: YEAH, SOMEBODY GET JOHN ENTWISTLE OUT OF HERE

Witness Starr_Collector : He isn't even here you dumb fuck the only drunk bassist in the room is you

Judge Tork: SHUT OFF THE CAMERAS