Thanks to the people that let me put them in this story, aka Macca40 & NJ2001

Judge Tork: I don't get paid enough for this goddamn- [Will be censored later] *looks at camera* oh for fuck's [Will be censored later] sakes, CAN NOBODY GIVE ME A HEADS UP BEFORE WE START ROLLING?! *straightens papers, clears throat* Ahem, this is case I-don't-fucking-know-or-fucking-care, Ono vs. Harrison.

Defense Attorney Lennon: Why the hell [Will be censored later] is Yoko here? She didn't fucking [Okay let's just face it we probably won't censor these lmao] do anything!

Plantiff Harrison: You liar! You know what she did!

Defense Attorney Lennon: Um, no I fucking [Ok maybe idrk tbh] don't!

Plantiff Harrison: Th-that, that-

Jury Member McCartney: I believe the word you're looking for is "bitch". [Lol no I ain't censoring this shit]

Defendant Attorney Lennon: Paul, what the hell!? I thought you were on Yoko's side!

Jury Member McCartney: When did you think that?

Jury Member Macca40: I'm on whatever side Paul's on!

Jury Member NJ2001: Same, anything for my husband!

Jury Member Macca40: Excuse me?! Um, Paul is my husband!!

Judge Tork: Order, order. *banging actual gavel* We can settle Paul's issues with monogamy later. Now, Ge- Plantiff Harrison, according to the charges listed, she sat on your amp and ate your chocolate biscuits?

Plantiff Harrison: Yes, that's right. *on the verge if tears* My poor biscuits...

Jury Member Boyd-Harrison: There, there, George, it'll be fine, I'll make you some food when we get home.

Jury Member NJ2001: *not even paying attention to the case anymore* Since when were you and Paul a thing?!

Jury Member Macca40: *scoffs* Um, alot longer than you and Paul have!

Jury Member NJ2001: Oh, I find that hard to believe!

Judge Tork: We could be done one hell of alot sooner if we got on with the case and stopped all the side chat!

Plantiff Attorney Starkey: But you just held side conversation making that note on side conversation.

Judge Tork: Shut it, Ringo. Let's just get on with the case so Reine and I can go fu- I mean, fun. We're having some fun on a picnic... Yeah, we'll go with that, anyways, Defense Attorney Lennon, make your opening statement.

Defense Attorney Lennon: Ahem, George is a huge overreacting baby. The buscuits were on a fuckin' amp!

Plantiff Harrison: DID YOU NOT NOTICE IT WAS MY AMP?!

Defense Attorney Lennon: Well, God, I'm sorry!

Judge Tork: So... are you filing for robbery, or..?

Defense Attorney Lennon: How the fuck am I supposed to know?

Judge Tork: Oh my Go- does anyone know what we're doing here?

Plantiff Harrison: I JUST WANT JUSTICE FOR MY FOOD, MY POOR CHOCOLATE BUSCUITS

Judge Tork: Um, if I may interject, what the hell are chocolate buscuits? They sound disgusting.

Jury Member Boyd-Harrison: *digs through purse* I think I have some- *pulls out bag* here they are!

Judge Tork: Um... those are cookies...

Jury Member McCartney: Well, we call them buscuits.

Jury Member NJ2001: If Paul calls them biscuits, I call them biscuits.

Jury Member Macca40: You can call them whatever you want, but for the record, PAUL IS MINE

Jury Member McCartney: Um, well-

Jury Member NJ2001: THAT IS ABSOLUTE BULL-

Judge Tork: WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER, RIGHT NOW WE'RE TRYING TO SETTLE THIS CASE ABOUT BUSCUITS, COOKIES, WHATEVER, CAN WE JUST CONTINUE?!

Everyone in the courtroom: ...

Jury Member BohemianBrunette: Awkward silence fills the room... (plenty of my friends can verify I say this alot) ...as I continue to look deeply into Roger Taylor's beautiful ey-

Judge Tork: THANK YOU, now let's continue.

Jury Member BohemianBrunette: Um, Peter, that was rude. If Macca40 and NJ2001 can argue in whole sentences, why can't I commentate completely?

Judge Tork: Um... whatever, let's just get on with this case, then all of you can argue to your heart's content, I'm quitting this job.

Plantiff Attorney Starkey: Um... guys... Yoko isn't even in the courtroom...

Judge Tork: ...what

Defense Attorney Lennon: Yes, because I thought this whole thing was bullshit and I let her stay home.

Judge Tork: SO WE JUST WASTED ALL THIS TIME AND THE DEFENDANT ISNT EVEN HERE?!

Plantiff Attorney Starkey: Basically

Judge Tork: I  A M  D O N E *storms out of courtroom, slamming door of judge's chambers* *comes out of judge's chambers* Reine and I better not be disturbed... on our way to our picnic!

Typist Petty: *has been quietly typing in the corner this whole time and no one noticed*

Jury Member McCartney: So, um... court dismissed???

Jury Member Macca40: Whatever you want to do, Paul... *looking deeply into Paul's eyes as she holds his left arm*

Jury Member NJ2001: BACK OFF, HE'S MINE *holding onto Paul's right arm and fiddling with Paul's hair*

Jury Member McCartney: Um.. you both seem like great girls, really you do, but... I'm kinda already married to Linda...

Jury Member BohemianBrunette: *whispers to Roger* Damn, Paul really has monogamy issues...

Jury Member Taylor: *whispers back* Yes, yes he does...

Jury Member BohemianBrunette: So, um... you wanna head out of here??

Jury Member Taylor: Hell yeah, let's do it

Jury Member Eastman-McCartney: *walks into room* um... Paul???

Jury Member McCartney: *whispers* HELP. ME.

So this happened