Alohomora Society: A Young Wizard's Guide to Etiquette by kestrelsparhawk

Genre: Fluff, Humor
Rating: PG 13
Word Count: 34,000
Tags: Post Hogwarts EWE

Summary:

The youngest Auror in the UK continues to make errors which are blighting his reputation. In desperation, Kingsley Shacklebolt makes a deal with a former Death Eater currently on probation: make Harry Potter fit for pure-blood society, and he will receive full pardon. Fail, and it's back to Azkaban.

Quote:

We wish to remind the Muggle-born and/or -Raised that a Pure-blood will be most likely Offended if you identify a Muggle or Half-blood relative in common. Be sure to memorize Appendix Three, Wizarding Connections, both to simplify conversation and to know what relatives to avoid mentioning. Half-bloods' names are in silver in the index, and Muggle-borns are listed in copper. Pure-bloods are inscribed in gold. The differences in colour are of course purely a Mnemonic, and do not reflect the Authors' opinions of relative Blood Value.-- Alohomora Society: A Young Wizard's Guide to Etiquette, Black-Smith and Weasley, 3rd edition, 2000. Used by permission.

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