Testicle Head: WHAT THE HELL?!?!

Lord Explosion Murder: HOW THE FUCK AM I SO SMALL?!?!

Sonic: I cannot believe this...

Alien Queen: What? What happened?

Pikachu: We had the dick measuring contest

Aux Cord: And?

The Rock: Look just... here are the results. From biggest to smallest.

The Rock:

1. Midoriya
2. Todoroki
3. Me
4. Shinso
5. Aoyama
6. Tokoyami
7. Koda
8. Ojiro
9. Kaminari
10. Sato
11. Sero
12. Shoji
13. Iida
14. Mineta
15. Bakugo

Lord Explosion Murder: I CAN HEAR ALL YOU BITCHES LAUGHING IN YOUR ROOMS STOP IT!!!!!!

Mochi: I'm sorry it's just too funny! 😂

Alien Queen: I've seen Eiji's dick a million times and it's huge! I can only imagine how big Midoriya's and Todoroki's are!

Mochi: Don't get any ideas. Deku's Diku is mine

Frogger: Diku? That's what you call it?

Mochi: Damn right. And only I can call it that

Deku: I thought we agreed we'd only call my penis that when we're alone!

Mochi: Oh right! Sorry!

Lord Explosion Murder: HOW HAVE YOU NOT KILLED ROUND FACE WITH THAT THING?! IT'S LIKE A FOOT LONG!!!!!

Pikachu: Were you using your quirk to make it bigger or something?!

Deku: What? No. If I did it would've been glowing. My penis has been like that even before my quirk manifested

The Rock: YOU MEAN YOUR DICK WAS THAT BIG EVER SINCE YOU WERE A LITTLE KID?!?!

Deku: What?! No! My quirk manifested two years ago when I saved Ochako from that zero pointer during the entrance exam. Don't ask why it manifested then

Drax's Daughter: What are everyone's exact sizes?

The Rock: Midoriya is about 12 inches, Me and Todoroki are about 10, everyone from Shinso to Shoji are about normal size, and Iida, Mineta, and Bakugo are about 3 or 4 inches

Testicle Head: At least I don't have the smallest dick in class

Lord Explosion Murder: SHUT UP YOU FUCKING PURPLE MIDGET!!!!! YOUR DICK'S ONLY HALF AN INCH BIGGER THAN MINE!!!!!

Aux Cord: You think Camie won't mind?

Lord Explosion Murder: Hopefully not. I asked her out the other day and she said yes. If we end up having sex I'll just have to pray that nothing goes wrong

Deku: Here's hoping Kacchan

Thx for reading.