Lord Explosion Murder: Deku, Half and Half, Pikachu, Shitty Hair, Monkey Boy, Bird Boy, Four Eyes, you there?

Deku: I'm here

Zuko But Cold: So am I

The Rock: Hey

Pikachu: S'up

Tail Man: How's it going

Bird Person: Hello

Sonic: Good evening Bakugo

Lord Explosion Murder: I need help with something

Deku: What is it?

The Rock: Yeah bro what's bothering you?

Lord Explosion Murder: You guys remember that girl I told you guys about, the one with the illusions quirk?

Zuko But Cold: Camie Utsushimi? The one from the remedial course? What about her?

Lord Explosion: I need help asking her out

Deku: ...

The Rock: ...

Bird Person: ...

Zuko But Cold: ...

Sonic: ...

Tail Man: ...

Pikachu: ...

Deku: Good for you Kacchan

Lord Explosion Murder: SHUT UP DEKU!!!

Lord Explosion Murder: Anyways yeah I need your advice on how to ask her out

Tail Man: Well I'm glad you came to us Bakugo

Lord Explosion Murder: SHUT UP TAIL BOY! THE ONLY REASON I CAME TO YOU ALL FOR ADVICE WAS BECAUSE YOUR THE ONLY ONES IN RELATIONSHIPS! IF THERE WAS ANYONE ELSE I WOULD'VE GONE TO THEM FOR ADVICE INSTEAD!!!

Pikachu: Bakugo calm down

Lord Explosion Murder: NO!!!

Zuko But Cold: Fine then we won't help you

Lord Explosion Murder: Fine I'll calm down

Alien Queen: EEEEK!!! Your in love Bakugo!

Drax's Daughter: When's the wedding?!

Mochi: So cute!

Frogger: Ribbit! :)

Aux Cord: Congrats Bakugo

3-D Printer: Make sure to be respectful of personal boundaries

Lord Explosion Murder: GODDAMNIT I SHOULD'VE DONE THIS IN A PRIVATE CHAT!!!

Zuko But Cold: Calm down Bakugo they can help us

Lord Explosion Murder: Fine. Alright Deku let's start with you and round face. You two were our classes first couple, you even already have a daughter

Deku: Yeah we're actually thinking about adopting Eri after we graduate. You need to be at least 20 and married to adopt someone but Aizawa said they might be able to get the court to make an exception

Alien Queen: You 3 are such a cute family! I even snuck into your room and took this picture of you all sleeping together!

Alien Queen:

Deku: Uhhhh... why exactly did you have to sneak into my room?

Sonic: Ashido that's invasion of privacy!

Alien Queen: I couldn't help it! I had to get this picture!

Lord Explosion Murder: Deku tell me the exact way you and round face hooked up

Mochi: We've both had feelings for each other since the start of our first year, but then during the provisional license exam I thought I needed to get rid of my feelings for him... that didn't last long

Deku: Then, about a few months ago, we had the whole dorms to ourselves for the weekend. Eri was spending the weekend with the Big Three, and me and Ochako sort of... you know the rest

Lord Explosion Murder: You had sex, I know. On Monday you came into class with hickeys on your necks

Zuko But Cold: You left out the part where you tried to kill Midoriya just because he lost his virginity before you did

Lord Explosion Murder: SHUT UP HALF AND HALF DON'T REMIND ME THAT DEKU GOT LAID BEFORE ME!!!

Deku: Anyway after that some of the guys came to me for relationship advice

Mochi: And all the girls came to me for relationship advice

3-D Printer: Then me and Shoto got together. He took me out to a nice restaurant and we had a great time.

Lord Explosion Murder: And then you also had sex, cuz everyone in our class is a fucking whore apparently

Sonic: Bakugo that's not polite.

Lord Explosion Murder: Fine. Everyone is a slut

Lord Explosion Murder: After that Pikachu and Jiro hooked up

Pikachu: It was great. We sang karaoke together

Aux Cord: Denki surprisingly has a great singing voice

Lord Explosion Murder: And once again. Sex

The Rock: Next me and Mina got together. We went to see a movie.

Alien Queen: We saw a romantic comedy. The movie kinda sucked but we enjoyed spending time together

Lord Explosion Murder: And once again, sex. And my room is right next to yours Shitty Hair so I heard everything...

Lord Explosion Murder: I DIDN'T GET ANY SLEEP AT ALL THAT NIGHT!!!!!

The Rock: Alright jesus Bakugo we're sorry. We'll be more quiet next time. Although to be fair, we only had sex in my room that one time. Now we usually do it in her room

Lord Explosion Murder: SHE'S STILL ON THE SAME FLOOR AS US! I CAN STILL HEAR EVERYTHING!!!

Alien Queen: Alright we're sorry. We'll be more quiet

Drax's Daughter: Next up me and Mashirao got together!

Tail Man: We went to the park. Then ate at a nice café

Lord Explosion Murder: And of course, sex.

Frogger: After that me and Fumikage got together. He took me to a peaceful frog pond. Then we saw a play together.

Bird Person: It was lovely.

Lord Explosion Murder: And sex.

Sonic: Finally, me and Mei got together. We went to see a movie as well.

Lord Explosion Murder: And like all the others, sex

Sonic: I didn't want to do it. I told her I wanted to wait until after marriage. But she said that if I didn't have sex with her soon then she would use a sex robot that she had been working on.

Testicle Head: HOW COME ALL YOU GUYS GOT LAID BUT NOT ME?!?!

Lord Explosion Murder: SHUT UP YOU PURPLE MIDGET YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE!!!!!!

Testicle Head: I just want to know how you guys lost your v-cards

Zuko But Cold: Because we're not perverts and we have respect for women

Pikachu: That and our dicks are huge

Testicle Head: THEY CAN'T BE THAT BIG!!!!!!

The Rock: They are

Testicle Head: Alright fine we'll prove it. We'll have a dick measuring contest. Every guy in our class will participate

Sonic: That is disgusting and we are not doing that!

Deku: Yeah Mineta that's gross

Testicle Head: Why not? Afraid your dicks are smaller than mine? 😏

Deku: No they're not!

Sonic: They're completely normal sizes! And surely bigger than yours!

Testicle Head: Alright then prove it. Tomorrow in the locker rooms before training we'll have the dick measuring contest. I'll bring a tape measurer

Deku: Fine

Sonic: Very well.

Pikachu: Sounds good to me

Zuko But Cold: Alright

Tail Man: If you really think it's necessary

The Rock: Time to show who's really manly!

Bird Person: Do we have to invite the other males in our class?

Testicle Head: Yes

Lord Explosion Murder: I'M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT MY DICKS BIGGER THAN ALL OF YOURS!!!!!!

Testicle Head: We'll just see Bakugo... we'll just see

Holy shit it's been almost a year since I've last updated this thing! I am so sorry! Hopefully the next chapter won't take to long to come out. Until then bye