"Well little star, it's funny how dumb you are." "What?" The man laughed as he threw the rift to the ground, breaking it. "You see, it's called a disguise!" The man morphed into the equilateral lord and Savior Doritos chip Bill Cipher. "Here you go little star, have a bubble!" Mabel's face paled as a bubble surrounded her, the last thing she saw was Bill, smiling crazily. (He's a triangle with no mouth how!?!)

Just as Bill was about to leave he saw the ground breaking up, metal split and twisted upwards, revealing a hole. Out of that hole came a human boy walking on all fours, he was covered in blood, his hair knotted and covering his eyes (hentai protag vibes amiright?) his eyes held a crazed look if you could see them. "Hello little one, what might you be doing?" The boy looked at Bill and growled. "What a feisty one, I like you!" Bill chuckled, "come here, parvulus." Dipper inched closer, the tone calming him. "Do you like your nickname? Parvulus, come here." Bill got closer as the boy calmed, he ran his hand along the boy's face, studying it. The boys hair moved revealing a birth mark, "How peculiar..."  

"Okay, Parvulus, you are now mine!" Bill said with joy, "although you do need some tweaking." He picked up the boys hand and dropped it. "You need a name though, because little one is not a name..." the triangle thought for a second "... you do seem to like Parvulus though... ah, your forehead, Dipper, your name is dumb but whose isn't!!!" (It is in Bills opinion. My name is Russian) "so Dipper, let's make things weird!" 

"Oh no, he did it..." Ford said, his face pale. "Hey pointdexter, did I get high, or is something really wrong?" Stan asked rubbing his eyes, "yes Stan, Bill has unleashed terror on this world..." Ford scrunched up his nose, "why do you- never mind, forget it." (This part was unnecessary but you know, yeah.)

Dipper looked around, "I said we were going to make tweaks, so please, behave." Bill snapped his fingers, Dipper was strapped to a table, face down. "Let me see, weasel, cheetah, possum, moose, cat, yeah..." said animals appeared. "Once I'm done with you, you'll be perfect!!!" Dipper looked confused, "ah, memories and emotions, let me get those off your hands. Actually, I'll just take the emotions, I'll alter the memories!!!" He put his hand on Dippers head and the boy fell asleep. "Oh parvulus, I love you so!" Bill sang, getting to work.

When Dipper woke up he felt as though something was missing, but it left his mind as he heard a voice. "Hello my parvulus, do you like your new features?" Bill had went over and scratched his ears, which were replaced with enlarged weasel ears. Dipper smiled and opened his mouth, his teeth were sharp, his tongue long. He couldn't seem to keep his claws from getting caught in the floor. He didn't mind his skinny tail though. (Ears:weasel. Teeth:cheetah. Tongue:moose. Nails:cat. Tail:opossum. Thank god for making a random animal generator, I swear I couldn't decide and yeah.)

"Look at my little boy!!!" Bill laughed, "I'm gonna train you to be so bad!!!" Bill started to fade, "oh, I'm being summoned by another cult, bye little Dipper!" The boy sat, sad that Bill was gone. He drifted off to sleep, where he saw Bill, and the hole he had lived in before. He woke up startled, but realized that Bill wasn't back. He started to pace around, until he heard a familiar chuckle that is. Dipper jumped on the triangle, happy that he was back. 

"Haha, boy, I wonder if I should feed you, or have you hunt." Bill snapped his fingers and some of the cult members appeared. Dipper started drooling, smelling them. (I should mention that Bill changed more than looks and memories.) Dipper slowly crawled towards the men, then he jumped on them and tore through their skin, eating their meat. "Haha, parvulus, you are so cute when you eat." 

Bill then snapped his fingers and a smoke surrounded him, in his place stood a tall male with black hair, blonde highlights, gold eyes with slits in them, he wore fancy clothes, and he of course had his hat. Dipper looked at him confused, but smelt him and understood a little. 

"Dipper, I'm going to have to train you in human form, it would be weird to have a triangle teaching a human creature hybrid." Dipper didn't understand a word of what he said so he just smiled, letting his tongue hang out, drooling all over the floor like a dog. "Oh look at how stupid you are, you have no place in this world do you, do you, awe you're so cute!!!" Bill cooed over him in a way one would do for a dog, he proceeded to give Dipper love and affection until the boy fell asleep.

"I think I'm going to mess with good ol' sixer!" He appeared in the middle of the downtown area of gravity falls and saw destruction every where, he loved it! (Who wouldn't?) He wandered around until he felt something, they shot his hat! "Good ol' sixer, tryna kill me are you?" "Cipher, stop weirdmaggedon, or I'll kill you myself!!!" Bill put his hand up in a motion making it look like he was thinking, "how about... NO!!!" Ford got furious, "I'll get you, I'll make sure you can't hurt anyone else!!!" "How do you plan to do that?" Bill said, checking his nonexistent nails, he was a triangular dream demon that didn't waste time, he was wasting time, but he enjoyed this.

"Yeah, anyways, I need to leave. Something... important came up." Bill said, dropping Ford, making his way back to the fearamid. Luckily, Dipper was still asleep, so Bill could party with his friends. 

Mabel woke up in her bed, she looked around, "what, I'm back home..." "where else would you be?" Mabel gasped, she turned her head to see, "Dipper."

A/N look at you guys, enjoying my book, IDK why or how, just tell me what you think. Fun fact, I changed his name before deciding Dipper was his name, it could have been Pinus, which sounds too ugh for him, also like a certain word, or his little nickname parvulus, so yeah! Until next time my little devil dogs!!!