Random things I heard throughout my day

"Im glad you were born today so I can eat cheesecake"

"Im so sexy in a crop top. Arent I sexy (my real name)?"

"Are you positive you arent alergic to almonds?"

"Public humiliation is amazing"

"Everything in here costs more than our house!!"

"Why the frick does this necklece cost $127 dollars!?!"

"It tastes like dog food. OH CRAP IT IS DOG FOOD!!!"

"If I find jelly beans on the side of my car you will be sorry"

And many many more