You know Gary and Zsnail and Bigshell and iSnail,

Snumbo, Dubsnail, LittleShell, and PearlSnail

But do you recall

The most famous snail of all?

Smollusk the shiny shelled one

Had a very neon shell

And if you ever saw it

You would even say it glows

All of the other snail

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Smollusk

Join in any deadly games.

Then one foggy cold night

Grian came to say

"Smollusk with your shell so bright

Won't you kill my friend tonight?"

Then how the snail loved him

And they howled out with glee

"Smollusk the shiny shelled one,

You'll go down in history!"