Screeching like a teenager who just got a like on their photo by their crush, Taehyung fell on his pillow and contineud screeching even louder while shaking his legs up and down and hitting the mattress. When he rolled to lie on his back, Taehyung touched his face and bit his lips to stifle a giggle because of how warm his cheeks were.

He got Seokjin's number?! He couldn't believe it.

He felt absolutely insane and he loved it.

He began typing in a frenzy

Taehyung: Guess who got the THE NUMBER?

Jimin: What number???

Taehyung: THE number.

Jimin: Tae specify

Taehyung: Hmm should I?(‾◡◝)

Jimin: HURRY

Taehyung: KIM SEOKJIN'S number.

Taehyung: And what's with all the rush?

Jungkook: we were making out and u interupted us

Jimin: JUNGKOOK

Taehyung: Ew???? I didn't need to know that.

Taehyung: And why would you pause anyways.

Jungkook: OH don't ask me

Jungkook: ask him(¬_¬ )

Jimin: I was curious okay?

Jungkook: i want a divorce

Jimin: We're not even married yet

Jungkook: not unless u say yes baby ;)

Jimin: Ohmyfuck

Taehyung: 🙂.

Taehyung: My existence has no value in this gc🙂.

Jimin: Don't be ridiculous Tae and DID YOU SAY KIM SEOKJIN?????????

Taehyung: YES. KIM. SEOK. JIN.

Jimin: FUCK.

Jungkook: who is kim seokjin

Jimin: TAEHYUNG'S LAST LOVE

Jungkook: mindblown

Jimin: Stop sulking we'll fuck after this

Taehyung: JIMIN FOCUS.

Taehyung: And he's not my "last love" or whatever.

Taehyung: He's not my love even.

Taehyung: Come on, that's so weird to call him my love.

Taehyung: Like, I literally just got his number.

Taehyung: I mean, yeah, we knew each other from uni and yeah maybe I kinda liked being around him and maybe we went bumped into each other sometimes and ended up spending the day with each other but like.

Taehyung: He's not my love.

Taehyung: Where are you guys?

Taehyung: Jiminie? Jungkookie?

Taehyung: Friends?

Taehyung: Bros?

Taheyung: Hoes?

Taehyung: Oh, you know what, I don't need to know.

Taehyung: Goodbye. I will now enjoy texting Kim Seokjin.

Taehyung looked at his brand new contact and an idiotic smile graced his lips, displaying all of his teeth. He hesitated for a moment, thinking and rethinking about what he should text before hitting Seokjin with the most clichéd start.

Taehyung: Have you reached home?

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"YOONGI!!" Seokjin screeched as soon as they reached the apartment.

While Yoongi was highly unbothered by Seokjin's outburst and simply threw his shoes off and shook down his jacket before dumping himself on the couch, Hoseok came out of one of the rooms running with a towel wrapped his dripping body, fastened by the death grip of his hand, and a red fruit mask on his face.

"What's wrong?!"

"Nothing happened, Hoba," Yoongi reassured in an exasperated manner.

"Nothing happened?! You forced him to give me his number!" Seokjin retaliated as he paced the living area.

"Wait, let me finish washing up! I want to hear it all," Hoseok demanded before running off to his room.

Seokjin crossed his arms and glared down at Yoongi who had began to browse through his phone.

"You should be grateful!" Yoongi complained as he lay down and turned his back on Seokjin.

"Grateful, my ass! What if he never talks to me again? What if he has a partner? Have you even seen his face?!"

"Yeah, he looked like he won the jackpot when I told him to give his number," Yoongi said bluntly.

"That's not what I meant!" Seokjin protested, flustered but when he realized the implication of what he actually meant, he became even more flustered.

"I've always thought you were the kind of guy who doesn't dwell too much on the past," Yoongi commented as he stirred to face Seokjin.

"Of course," Seokjin replied in indignance.

"But you still like that Taehyung guy."

"Can you shut up?"

"You can't tell me to shut up in my own house."

"I'm your hyung."

"By three months."

"Three months ma-"

"I'm done!"

"There you are," Yoongi sighed as he hopped off the couch and gathered his freshly vanilla scented boyfriend in his arms and kissed him a little too long for the latter to have crimson cheeks and for Seokjin to gag very obnoxiously.

"He's kissing you too much on purpose," Seokjin said as he threw himself on the couch where Yoongi had been lying just a minute ago.

Hoseok just shrugged with blushy smile and crowded next to Seokjin before asking eagerly, "So what's the tea, hyung?"

"Your boyfriend threatened a guy into giving me his number," Seokjin said with a dramatic sigh and even more dramatic hand over his chest.

"I literally did not-"

"Taehyung looked frozen in fear-"

"He was frozen in excitement-"

"Time out!" Hoseok crossed his wrists with his fingers all straightened.

"Are we talking about Kim Taehyung?"

Ting!

Seokjin fished for his phone in his pockets before brandishing it out and gasping loudly.

"Oh, so lover boy texted you, huh?" Yoongi wiggled his eyebrows and smirked cockily.

"Shut up," Seokjin muttered and bit his lips to contain his smile before typing on his phone.

Seokjin: I have •ᴗ•

Seokjin let go off his breath.

Taehyung: Oh it looks just like you.

Seokjin inhaled like a bullet train.

"He's online," Seokjin exhaled carefully.

"Of course he's online. He literally sent you a text. What are you, a teenager?" Yoongi complained but craned his neck to look at Seokjin's phone.

Taehyung: Have you eaten yet?

Hoseok clapped his hands frantically and jerked Seokjin by his shoulder with a suggestive smile stretching across his face.

"You guys are so childish- wait! Don't just say "no". Say something flirty or make him jealous," Yoongi suggested with a nod of approval to himself.

Seokjin rolled his eyes and turned his attention to his phone again, did a quick brainstorm and began typing.

Seokjin: mhmm ;)

"Wait- shit- shit! He saw it!" Seokjin facepalmed himself.

"That was so ambiguous, hyung," Yoongi commented.

"I bet Kim Taehyung's sweating in his pants," Hoseok said excitedly.

And Hoseok was right. Kim Taehyung was indeed sweating in his pants because he had absolutely no idea how to comprehend Seokjin's reply.

Taehyung: GUYS PLEASE HELP ME.

Taehyung: I'M LITERALLY DYING.

Taehyung: CAN YOU JUST STOP FUCKING FOR A MINUTE YOUR BEST FRIEND NEEDS HELP.

"Damn those horny..." Taehyung muttered under his breath as he chewed on his fingertips.

Taehyung: It must've tasted good then.

Taehyung: But I bet you taste better.

No, no, no-

"FUCK!" Hoseok sprang on the couch and began fanning himself with his hands while Seokjin had whole meltdown, staring at the text.

"What? What- Oh damn, he's smooth." Yoongi smirked at Seokjin before pushing him gently to make space on the couch.

Seokjin, sandwiched between his two friends, typed in a frenzy when-

Taehyung: *deleted a message*

Taehyung: But I bet your cooking** tastes better.

Taehyung: Sorry hyung(٥↼_↼) just a little disoriented from all that work today.

"That son of a..." Hoseok trailed off in dismay

"What a coward," Yoongi stated dryly.

"It was a typo, you guys!" Seokjin protested feebly, trying to hide his obvious disappointment.

Seokjin: aha don't worry

Seokjin: you still remember my cooking?

Seokjin: that's so sweet •ᴗ•

Taehyung clutched a hand over his chest and felt his heart go haywire. Why was he such a loose canon? And a coward? And weak for Kim Seokjin?

Taehyung: Of course! It was the best.

Taehyung: I still have the tiffin box you packed for me.

"It was my favourite tiffin box. He never returned it," Seokjin said with a huff although his ears were warm.

"That bunny one?" Yoongi asked wistfully.

"Yes, yes that one."

"Hoba, did you know that hyung once came over to my house on a stormy night to get that box back after he packed some food for me?" Yoongi said, bending down to look at Hoseok.

"Wha-"

"I won that at a preschool poetry recital competition, okay? It was my first award. It's special," Seokjin grumbled.

"And you let Kim Taehyung keep it," Hoseok pointed out.

"Yeah, whatever..."

Seokjin: you kept it?

Seokjin: can you get any sweeter than this?

Taehyung: Well I can't be sweeter than you ;).

Seokjin bit his lips hard, Hoseok shrieked with his lips sealed and Yoongi said, "Why does he use a period after everything he says?"

"Shush!"

Seokjin: •ᴗ•

Seokjin: if i remember correct, I brought it after your presentation

Seokjin: you worked really hard for it

Seokjin: even though he cut your hand right before the day of the presentation, you did amazing

Taehyung: Hyung, you're making me blush >.<

"He should be easy to seduce," Yoongi said brazenly.

"Yoongi!"

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Editting is such a tiring and boring job that I fell asleep last night trying to do it when I haven't been able to fall asleep without sleeping meds from this month.

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