Maybe Fate is a real witch.

Things finally look u
                                    p
and I find everything crumbling
right before my eyes.

'Shut up, Mia.' my tongue was urging to snap.

Screw being gentlemanly.
Screw niceties.
What the heck is even this?

Sorry Artis, but I guess I really should end things before I move it with you.

No matter whether I get burnt or cosied up.

Yeah, what the heck is even this?

DON'T FREAK OUT. Yes, Ethan isn't drunk. Yep, he hasn't gone completely crazy. This is what actual Ethan should've sounded like the whole time. But before I knew, he was sounding like a depressed dude who had finished all of Nicholas Sparks' books.

And yep, keeping things PG with the swearing *winks* *cue witch's laugh* HAHAHAHAHAHAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

Ahem.