Hillside Ave

Middletown, Connecticut

Inner Critic: *walking*

Pitbull: *barking*

Inner Critic: Who are you barking at?! You don't scare me! *moves closer to the viscous mutt on someone's yard*

Pitbull: *growling*

Inner Critic: *growls back*

Pitbull: *bites Inner Critic*

Inner Critic: YOW!!!!! *getting bit*

Owner: Good boy!! *speaks to Inner Critic* You!!! Get off my property, before Chomp bites you again!!

Inner Critic: I'll sue you for this!

Walter: Get in the car boy!!! What you doing messing with someone's dog?!

Inner Critic: *gets in Walter's car*

This story was written on Sunday, December 10th, 2023.

A/N Inner Critic, never ever mess with pitbulls!! They'll chew you to pieces!! Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.