I was just cleaning the last of the disgusting yellow goop out of the grease pot when I suddenly felt someone behind me. I moved to turn around, only to be met by a frying pan upside my head. I tumbled over onto the tile floor, stars dancing in my vision. It seemed like only a moment before I found myself being hit again and again. Instinctively, I held my hands up to shield my face. It helped a little bit, and soon my vision cleared up. My head was pounding, and I could feel a warm, moist trail down my face. Of course. I just HAD to be bleeding huh. I rolled to the side as the pan came down again, hitting the floor with a loud, metallic CLANG!  The vibration must've been to much, because my assailant quickly dropped the pan. I stood, my brain throbbing against my skull in a sensation that could only be described as hurting like a motherf***er.

I looked around with blurry vision, desperatly hoping for a weapon of some sort....

Glass plate? Page 4

Rolling pin? Page 5

Try to grab the frying pan? Page 6

Broom? Page 7