I'm the Eminem of the Dance Moms fandom, I go by the name of *JORDAN DANSEREAU*

Technically killing this mumble rapper trend, lyrics consuming you *WORSE THAN CANNIBALS*

I've barely been rapping for two years and yet, you've been searching for some *ORANGE ANTIDOTE*

But there is nothing to do to escape me, now you must battle a *TORTUROUS HANNIBAL*

I write my lyrics on miles of brain cells, you're competing on a *FOUR INCH CANVAS YO*

Good luck searching for a kid who'll outdo me, you may as well just ig *NORE THIS ANECDOTE*

I recommend you don't respond to my words, you'll blow this out of pro *PORTION AND GET TROLLED*

Cuz if you run your mouth and talk smack against me, I'll hunt you down like a *FOREST ANIMAL*

I push the boundaries of the internet, but I've never dealt with *FOREIGN SANCTIONS NO*

Those who know my raps have always respected me, they know I excel at *SCORING FANS ITS DOPE*

I let the internet observe my talents, but I make sure that my *BORING PARENTS DON'T*

Cuz they would never get where I'm coming from, they'd probably think I was *SNORTING XAN AND COKE*

I need a role model to motivate me, I'm sorry but your sup *PORTING HAND JUST WON'T*

Now I've got my inspiration to go on, I've got ideas like they're *STORED IN MANSIONS WOAH*

I thought of more rhymes than you can imagine, they overflow like a *DOOR HINGE CAN'T GET CLOSED*

You've got the spotlight and of *COURSE IT CAN'T ELOPE* , so don't be dumb here's a *WARNING HAND IT OVE* r

I see you insult Chloe Lukasiak, I get savage like -Christi Lukasiak-

I love Chloe from the bottom of my heart, therefore it's too -risky to claim she's wack-

You were dumb enough to kill a mockingbird, I'm betting that you'll -diss me you maniac-

You and your words are completely meaningless; I can go against -fifty rude brainiacs-

Now you all conspire to go against me, I watch your friends ful -fill the new crazy pact-

We know we can battle that disgusting guy, and so why don't we -drink the Kool Aid we have-

But after that I come to Chloe's defense, now you better move -quickly you lazy hag-

Nevermind it's too late you're already dead, it's all because your -filthy moves made me gag-

My fans might -miss me do zany acts- , I can't go *ON WITH THIS* forever, I'll be *HONEST KIDS*

All of your *MOCKING IS NOT AN IS* sue for me, you'll never destroy *ALL OF THIS CONFIDENCE*

My only *PROBLEM IS* life has way too many *CONSEQUEN* ces, all these days I've *FOUGHT WITH IT*

There's too much *WRONG WITH IT* , even though I went to *COLLEGE AND* was never once in *COMPETENT*

I wish that Chloe would simply ack *NOWLEDGE THE* raps I wrote, they were major ac *COMPLISHMENTS*

Only one *COMPLIMENT* regarding *ALL OF THE* work I've done, I hope that her res *PONSE IS QUICK*

But as long as I keep *TALKING WITH* myself and remaining in control of my *CONSCIOUSNESS*

There is no *STOPPING IT* , I'll be in *VOLVED IN THIS* battle till I die, I know I'm *GONNA WIN*