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75 follower special

So I asked y'all to dare me, Erratum, Blue, or the new Dark Sanses, and I got this. I love it. By the way, only Blue and Erratum will remember this, unless otherwise stated. Also, I got a lot of repeat dares, mostly "what are the kiddos hiding", "Erratum: eat something inedible", and "Mess with the gang!", so I'll edit some of them out of your comments. Sorry in advance lol.

*Erratum, Blue, Nightmare, Dust, Killer, Horror, Error, and Cross are teleported to a dark space. It reminds Erratum of the Save Screen. There is a young-looking boy (me) standing off to the side.*

Nightmare: What the- Where are we?

Erratum: Ńő €łŮë.

Me: You're in the ask dimension! Look, here comes the first ask!

Dust: What are you talking abou-

Silvistris: I dare you to have a good day!

Me: Aww, thanks! You too!

Blue: And to everyone reading this! Even though I have no idea who you are! *under his breath* reminds me of the Anti-VOID...

Killer: What. The. *FUNK*.

*Off to the side, I give Fresh a nod of thanks. He grins and FRESH POOFs away.*

Horror: Did everyone hear that, or...?

Cross: Where did that voice come from? Who's 'Silvistris'? What?????

Me: Don't worry about it.

MikoMiyo: This one's for you, I dare you to appreciate yourself for all you're worth.

(I can't think of anything good, but there's an overflowing of good vibes here and I need to share them)

Me, grinning brightly: Thanks! I hope you know how much you mean to everyone! I love your one-shot book!

Blue: Oh! I think I get it now! You're a sort of creator, aren't you? And these people, are they like your voices? Or are they other creators?

Nightmare: What are you talking about?

Me: That is surprisingly accurate. Some of them are creators, like me, and some of them haven't written things yet.

Erratum: Ďô3š Țh4ţ Mė4ñ ¥øŮ çŔę4ţ3ď Ūś?

Me: Sort of. I created you guys, but I didn't create the concepts of you, or even most of the headcannons and personalities you have. Not by a long shot.

Dust: Nope, not dealing with an existential crisis yet. It's too early.

*He attempts to walk away, but after a few minutes of walking, he returns to the group from the other side, like he had been walking around a sphere.*

Dust: ...

Dust: No fair.

SpiritBlackPaw: Ok, so I'm actually a little curious, this is for Nightmare's gang (minus Blue and Erratum). What do you think the children are hiding? Like, what big secret(s)?

*Erratum and Blue look nervous, subtly shifting away.*

Nightmare: Well, Erratum mentioned a 'job' he had to do that made him a lot of enemies. My guess is that that's where most of his injuries came from.

Horror: A job? Isn't he only six?

Nightmare: I don't know, ask him!

Dust: I saw strings coming from Erratum's eyes when I went into their room to wake them up.

Blue: You kicked the door open and shouted, "Breakfast is ready!". I had to do damage control-

*Blue realizes what he's saying and clamps a hand on his mouth.*

Dust: Damage control? Was that why you tackled Erratum?

Killer: Does that mean Erratum could have hurt Dust?

Erratum, having no common sense whatsoever: ¥ėĂh, 3å$ì£ý- *gets elbowed in the ribs by Blue*

Cross, still trying to process everything: ...

Error: You two greatly concern me.

Nightmare: Blue seems to know most, if not all, of Erratum's past. Not to mention the fact that, on the very first day, he told Dust he could beat him in a fight.

Cross: Didn't Erratum mention being able to teleport? He clearly has a ton of magic if he can do that with all the magic dampeners in the city.

Me: Oh, yeah! That reminds me! If any askers have dares to you involving magic, there are no magic dampeners here.

Cross: Sweet! *summons a small knife to test it out*

maplelazuli: To Nuggetmare: Do you have any theories of where Blue and Erratum came from?

To Dust: What's the weirdest thing Erratum has done, in your opinion?

To Blue and Erratum: What do you think of the new octodad gang? And is there anyone you're suspicious about?

And finally, to Criss Cross: Where is your chocolate stash?

Nightmare: Nuggetmare? Are they talking about me?

Me: Yeah, lots of people make variations on your name.

Nightmare: Well, we just discussed theories on them. My guess is they came from some sort of lab.

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Dust: The weirdest thing he's done? Hmmm... Probably the strings he summoned. Or walking out of a room that's been locked for at least 15 years. Sort of a toss-up, really.

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Blue, after making sure they were out of earshot: The new Bad Sanses are awesome! It's weird seeing Nightmare in his passive form, though. There's nothing suspicious about any of them.

Erratum: ĐìŤț0.

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Cross: I'm not gonna tell you that, mysterious voice. Especially not with everyone listening.

Erratum: 1š 1ť ßēHįŅđ Ţh3 fŘîĐg3?

Cross: How do you know that?!?

Blue, to Erratum: That was where the old Cross put it, right?

Erratum: ¥ėP.

Blue: Awesome.

TheBiReader: Blue and Erratum: Who's your favourite person so far? And who do you want to know more about?

Blue: We don't pick favourites, and Nightmare and Dust, respectively.

GamerUTX: Ok! The gang: Are Erratum and Blue good children and what do you think of their ability to fight?

To Erratum and Blue: Answer with yes or no, what do you think of ship children?

Nightmare: Of course they're good children!

Dust: We actually talked after Blue and Erratum were sent to bed, and we all want to adopt them! Nightmare and I are the oldest, so we'd probably each adopt one, but we'll all take care of them. It would be like one giant family! If they want to stick around, that is. No pressure.

Blue and Erratum: *whisper intently to eachother for a few seconds*

Blue: Of course!

Killer: We also are a bit disturbed by the fact that two small children can fight. I've never seen them in action, though, so maybe they aren't as good as they think they are.

(Side note: Since I am typing most of this chapter from this author's note onward on a computer, I won't be able to make Erratum's voice as glitchy as it normally is. Just pretend.)

Erratum: 4cTu4lLy, We 4r3.

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Blue: Ship children?

Me: Some people, myself included, 'ship' various Sanses, and many of them, uh, make babies?

Blue: Oh, okay. In that case, it would depend on the ship. Wait, me and Erratum are dating, does that make us a ship? Do we have a ship name?

Nightmare: Wait, you guys are dating?

Blue: Ye.

Me: Your ship is called Errorberry.

Erratum: €ø0ľ.

GlitchesPaint: The gang: If I were to say that Erratum and Blue knew how to kill, would you believe me?

Dare for Blue: Eat a sugar cube.

Killer, Horror, Error, and Cross: No.

Nightmare and Dust: Yeah, probably.

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Me: *tosses Blue a sugar cube*

Blue: *catches it in his mouth* *his eyelights immediately turn into stars and he begins to vibrate at an alarming rate*

Erratum: 0h ßő¥.

Blue: SUGAR! *runs in circles and bounces off walls, despite no walls being present*

Horror: ...Are you okay?

Blue, literally hovering at this point: YEP! I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS, AM JUST FINE!

Erratum: *has been facepalming for some time now*

SavageDefcon201: To Blue and Erratum: I dare you to pull pranks on the gang with magic to throw them off!

Blue, now slightly more calm: WILL DO, FRIEND! AS SOON AS WE'RE BACK HOME!

Erratum: *nods while grinning mischievously*

YokaiRiana: Ooooooh, congratulations! To the gang: Would you believe me if I said Erratum and Blue were outta this world? (Pun intended)

Nightmare: ...Pun? Wait, does that mean Erratum and Blue are aliens? How much do these 'askers' know?

Me: Quite a bit.

Blue: We aren't exactly aliens.

Dust: But you still aren't from this world?

Erratum: €òŘŕ3ćŤ.

Horror: So where did you come from?

Cross: An alternate dimension, maybe? I've read a lot of sci-fi about this sort of thing.

Blue: ...Close enough. Moving on before they can figure out even more!

Me: You can't control the asks, but okay.

WolfeGirlPlayz: To Erratum: I dare you to eat something that normally should not be eaten (Ex. A fork or bowl)

Erratum and Blue: I dare you guys to spar in front of the gang

Gang: How did you guys react to the little ones sparring and Erratum eating something not edible?

Author: How did you come up with the plot? Also, I freaking LOVE this book! Have a cookie! 🍪

Me: *tosses Erratum a delicious metal fork*

Erratum: *opens mouth*

Nightmare and his gang: wAIT NO-

Erratum: *tongues wrap around fork and pull it inside mouth*

Nightmare and his gang: WHAT

Erratum: *chews and swallows fork*

Nightmare and his gang: WHAT

Erratum: YuM! ThAnKs, WoLfeGiRlPlAyZ!

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*Erratum and Blue glance to one another, grinning.*

Blue: You guys don't believe we can fight?

Erratum: We'Ll Ju$t HaVe To $h0w YoU, tHeN.

*Nightmare's gang moves away from the middle, allowing Blue and Erratum plenty of space. They are worried, but surely the "creator", or whoever that odd boy is, will step in if it gets too harsh.*

Me: Ready... Set... Go!

*Blue grins, launching forward as he summons his hammer. The hammer is about ten feet tall, easily one-and-a-half times his height, but he carries it like it's made of foam.*

*Erratum dodges almost lazily, a soft smile adorning his features. Instead of the strings he usually uses to fight Inky, he summons a sharp glitchy bone and throws it at Blue.*

*Blue jumps out of the way. The bone is now hurtling towards the young "human" boy. As it's about to hit him, the boy waves a hand and it disappears. The gang silently agrees that he is definitely not human, despite appearances.*

Dust, staring warily at the not-so-human boy: I think I speak for all of us when I say, what the H3LL are you?!?

Me: ...A creator? What else would I be?

*Erratum and Blue continue fighting. Blue dodges a few more bones before summoning a gaster blaster and firing it at Erratum.*

*...Well, where Erratum had been. Erratum teleports behind him before the beam can hit and summons a few blasters of his own. They surround the pair.*

Erratum, smirking: Gu3s$ 1'v3 w0n NoW, hUh?

Blue, sporting a grin of his own: Don't get too cocky, Windows Vista.

Erratum: *Gasps in mock offence* Wh4t DiD y0u Ju$t CaLl Me?

Blue: I don't care to repeat myself.

Erratum: WhAt3v3R, BlUeBeRrY.

Blue, grinning maliciously: Oh, it's ON now, buddy.

*Blue runs at top speeds, swinging his hammer at Erratum. Erratum dodges, but only just. He snaps his fingers, and the blasters fire upon Blue. There is no escape.*

*...Or is there? Blue jumps vertically into the air, avoiding the beams. He lands with a smug grin that is soon replaced with shock. The moment he landed, Erratum sent out his strings, and they are now wrapped around his SOUL.*

Erratum: Wh4t WeRe YoU sAy1nG aBoUt GeTt1nG c0cKy?

Blue: ...Shut up.

Me: Well, that was certainly something! *under breath* It took forever to write, too... Anyways, let's continue!

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Nightmare: The fight was... concerning, to say the least.

Blue: It was only a spar! We weren't actually gonna hurt each other!

Dust: It was still concerning.

Error: As for the fork thing, I assume you can easily digest it? You must also be very strong, since it was metal.

Erratum: YeP aNd YeP.

Horror: Where did you guys even learn all that magic?

Erratum: *shrugs*

Blue: I dunno, I just always knew it, I guess.

Killer: What were those strings? Can they actually hurt people's SOULs, or do they just take them out?

Erratum: MoRe ThAn Th4t. Th3y CoUlD k1lL y0u Fa$t3r Th4n YoU c0uLd BeG f0r MeRcY.

Nightmare's gang, greatly disturbed by how matter-of-fact he said that: ...

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Me: I don't know, actually. I had been getting into fgod fanfics, and I realized that there was only one I could find that made him younger after he fell into the VOID. Even then, he was only a teenager. There were others that made him smaller, but they also made him lose his memories, and none of them made him go to another multiverse. The idea circulated in my mind, becoming a daydream. I quickly realized that the plot was gonna get complicated, and fast. Besides, my family said it sounded cool and they wanted to hear the story. So, I began to write it. I wasn't originally planning to put it on Wattpad, though, I was just gonna write it down. Things just sort of happened. Oh, and thanks for the cookie!

Lynevelynette:

To the gang:

If somebody you trust told you gods were real, would you believe them? An example is somebody asking, "Hey, do you think the god of destruction exists?"

Nightmare: I mean, if they had evidence to back it up, I would.

Dust: Idk, probably.

Killer, Horror, and Cross: No.

Error: It would depend on the person, i think.

*Meanwhile, Blue and Erratum are looking directly at the camera and giving a "what gives, bro??" look to the asker.*

MikoMiyo:

uHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

This one's for Blue:

What was the first time you made tacos like, or, alternatively, how were your experiences trying to get Erratum to eat?

Blue: Well, I can't really remember the first time I made tacos, but getting Erratum to eat was actually pretty difficult. First of all, he didn't even trust me. I think he thought it was a trap. I had to convince him I wasn't a threat. Then, I had to get him to let me out of the Anti-VOI- I mean, the place we were in. He didn't go out much back then, except to, uh, "do his job". 

          After a while of arguing, I realized that he was afraid I would get hurt, not that I would escape. I offered to just go with him to his job, and later we could stop by a restaurant or something. He reluctantly agreed, on the condition that I would stay tied up, to avoid me getting injured if In- uh, if another person tried to fight him. I also had to explain what a "restaurant" was. After he finished destroy- um, "coding", he untied me and we went to the surface of Overtale. (That's the one where monsters and humans switched spots, right?) I pointed out a restaurant, and we went inside. I ordered for him, since he could barely read the menu, let alone order. 

          We grabbed our food, but instead of paying, he just threw a couple G on the counter and dragged me through a portal back to the place we were staying in. He took out a cheeseburger from the bag and ate it in one bite, wrapper and all. I ate my burger a bit slower, obviously, although his tongues freaked me out a little. I had also gotten a chocolate chip cookie for him, and that's when he discovered chocolate. I don't know if it was just because it was one of the first foods he ate or what, but he was addicted to that stuff.

*Nightmare's gang is silently freaking out over Erratum not eating in the background*

CareingBumblebee77:

I dare Blue and Erratum to have a casual conversation in front of the Bad Sanses about some sort of past event that is funny to them, but horrifies the new gang.

(I just want to see/read their reaction)

Blue: Uhh, okay. Hey, Erratum, remember when "Terror" (Horror) lodged his axe in your skull while you guys were fighting? You know, when you two first met?

Nightmare's gang, in the background: whAT?!?

Erratum: Oh, YeAh! He Wa$ sUp3r Fr3aKeD oUt WhEn 1 jUsT pUlLeD iT oUt 4nD k3pT f1gHt1nG, l0l.

Nightmare's gang: WHAT?!?

Blue: And then, the second time he did it, neither of you could get it out, right?

Erratum: Ye4h, We AcTu4lLy PuT tHe BaTtLe 0n PaUs3 uNt1l He CoUlD g3t Hi$ w3aPoN b4cK. We EnDeD uP hAv1nG t0 gO t0 "NiGhTl1gHt" (Nightmare) To GeT iT oUt. Th4t'$ h0w 1 eNd3d Up Jo1n1nG h1s Gr0uP.

Nightmare's gang: WHAT?!?!?

Blue: *trying really hard not to laugh* "Nightlight"? Really?

Duedropwaters:

Erratum, I dare you at dinner, after you finish your food, to eat the plate and utensils too in front of the new gang.

Erratum: AlRiGhT!

Grape2214:

I dare Blue to eat a cake!

Good luck~~

*I hand Blue a cake. He eats it. Cue the sugar cube incident but longer and more extreme.*

Erratum: *looks at camera like he's on The Office as Blue causes chaos in the background*

Blue: *runs up to Erratum, picks him up, and starts causing chaos again*

Erratum: PuT m3 d0wN!

Blue: Nuuu!

Erratum, not even trying to get away: *shrugs* WeLp, GuEs$ 1'm $tUcK n0w.

Bad Sanses: ...

EddsworldFan321:

I dare Blue to eat a whole extra greasy pizza!

Blue, still on a sugar high: FOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kirbys entire pizza*

Nightmare: 

Nightmare: How the fuc-

MiyukiAyane:

To Erratum and Blue: What do you think of the new multiverse?

To the gang: What exactly do you guys do?

To Author: Keep up the good work!!!👍

Erratum: 1t'$ gRe4t! 1 r3aLlY m1s$ mY gAnG, tHoUgH, 1 h0p3 tHeY'rE aLr1gHt...

Meanwhile, in the old multiverse...

Nightmare: Give me back my chocolate!!!

Cross: Never!!!!

*Killer, Dust, and Horror watch, munching on popcorn.*

It seems they're doing well. Now, back to the special.

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Nightmare: Well, we're a gang. Sort of.

Killer: We have a territory and stuff, and we got into a turf war once!

Horror: Nightmare was exaggerating a bit when he told the kiddos we kill people, though.

Dust: It was only one person, during the turf war, and Nightmare was the one who killed him.

Cross: Besides that gang who we saw stealing from a nice shopkeeper. They were treating her badly, too. Kept threatening to kill her and calling her names that I'm not repeating in front of the kiddos.

Dust: We may be a gang, but we have morals! Besides, she always stayed neutral in turf wars, treated everyone nicely, and never judged us for being in a gang.

Error: So we wiped the bastards out. We made sure to not do it in the store, though. As soon as they went outside, we ambushed them and dragged them into a nearby alley. We even made sure not to use anything that made sound. Don't want the poor lady to be tramatized or anything, she doesn't deserve that.

Nightmare: By the way, our gang is called "The Dark Side", if you 'askers' are wondering.

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Me: Aww, thanks!

Pandasrcoolll:

I dare Blue to run up to Nightmare, slap him, and then hide behind Erratum.

Blue, now off his sugar high: Uhh, okay. *runs up to Nightmare and smacks him "gently", then hides behind Erratum*

Nightmare: Ow! What was that for!

Blue: It was a dare?

Nightmare: *pretend-glares at him*

Blue: *sticks out his tongue*

Nightmare: *sticks out his tongue in response*

Erratum, not quite sure what is happening but wants to join in on the fun: *sticks out his tongues*

Nightmare: ...

leenamma:

To Erratum and Blue...

Wear dresses ÒwÓ

Me: *teleports away with Erratum and Blue*

Me: *returns a few minutes later with the kiddos in dresses*

*Erratum is wearing a knee-length midnight blue dress with yellow lace and red patterns. He twirls around in delight.*

Erratum: Th1s Wh0l3 "dRe$s" Th1nG i$ gRe4t! WhY d0 g1rLs 4lWaYs GeT tHe Be$t StUfF?

*Blue is wearing a sky blue, ankle-length dress with a light gray jacket and white leggings. He attempts to twirl as well, but trips on the hem and falls over.*

Blue: True, but mine is too long. It feels nice, though.

Erratum: 1f YoU w4nT, 1 cAn MaKe Us $oMe Dr3s$eS wHeN w3 g3t BaCk.

Blue: I'd love that! I bet they'd be even comfier, since they'd be made with your strings!

Dust, to the rest of the Bad Sanses: Wait, so not only can Erratum's "strings" KILL PEOPLE, they can also MAKE FABRIC????

Nightmare: Apparently. I'm still not convinced this isn't a dream.

FanGirlGarbage:

To The Gang: Would you believe me if I told you the following?: The person that hurt Erratum is a being known as 'Ink'. Not the Ink from your multiverse, though! Erratum and Blue are from another multiverse that parallels yours. Erratum is known as Error in his multiverse. They came to yours as children, though they are much older. Guess the VOID'll do that to you. Also, Erratum is Destiny's chosen child and is dating Blue.

To Erratum: I absolutely love you. I dare you to attempt ballet. (Sorry in advance)

The gang: ...No??

Me: They'll need a while to process all of that, heh. Give it some time.

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Erratum, still wearing his dress: BaLl3t 1s A s0rT oF d4nCiNg, RiGhT?

Blue, wearing his normal clothing: Yeah, where you stand on your toes and do leaps and stuff.

Erratum: Go0d Th1nG DaNc3t4lE ChAr4 tAuGhT m3 h0w To DaNc3.

*Erratum begins dancing. Due to his naturally high balance, he's pretty good at it, although he only knows the basics. He doesn't really seem to do ballet, per say, as much as he does a loose imitation of ballet mixed with dodging imaginary attacks, but it's close enough. Sort of. As his finishing move, he jumps high into the air and does a double backflip, landing perfectly.*

Erratum: ThAt K1Nd4 f3lT l1k3 a BaTtLe WiTh Th3 $t4r $aNs3s. No 0fFeNc3, BlUe.

Blue: None taken.

Blackamberwolf:

I dare Blue to give Erratum a triple shot iced mocha with chocolate whipped cream on top.

Blue: Where would I find a-

Me: *yeets a whatever-you-just-said at him*

Blue: *catches object* Huh. *tosses Erratum the drink*

Erratum: *drinks it and then eats the mug* DeLiCi0u$!

Me: Aw, that was my good mug... Oh well.

Everyone: *waiting for Erratum to start bouncing off the walls*

*...*

*...But nothing happened.*

Erratum: ...WeLl, 1 gUe$s CaFf3iNe DoEsN't WoRk 0n Me. Go0d To Kn0w.

AlphaWolf1107:

I dare you to write another chapter, because this is an amazing book!

Me: As soon as I finish this special, I'm actually going to try to write more of my bitty book. I'm finding it a bit hard to write, so if I really can't finish it, I'll put it up for adoption.

(Hah! You thought I'd say 'discontiniue it', didn't you! Well, jokes on you, pal! I'd never let my readers down like that!)

Silvistris:

I dare the Bad Sanses to do something dumb. Dumber than normal, at least.

Nightmare: "Bad Sanses"?

Me: They're talking about you guys. In the other multiverse, you were called the Bad Sanses.

Nightmare: Other- Whatever, not questioning it.

Dust: Also, rude. We aren't THAT dumb.

This, of course, was a falsehood. Five days ago, Killer and Cross had a baking competition and nearly burnt the house down. Four days ago, Horror broke a vase while running from Cross, who was mad because Horror took his chocolate. Three days ago-

Nightmare: Alright, we get it! What should we do?

Killer: Well, we could *whispers in Nightmare ear*

Nightmare: That's the stupidest thing I can imagine.

Nightmare: Let's do it.

{Insert the stupid thing and it's consequences here}

(Sorry, I forgot to delete that and actually write something^^^)

Loui230p:

I dare Blue to kiss Erratum!

Blue: *looks at Erratum*

Erratum: *blushes*

Blue: *kisses Erratum on the cheek*

Erratum: *glitches*

Error.exe has crashed. Reboot?

{Yes} {No}

Blue: ...Huh. *selects {Yes}*

Rebooting Error.exe...

[////////////// ]

33%

*...*

Rebooting Error.exe...

[//////////////////////////// ]

66%

*...*

Rebooting Error.exe...

[////////////////////////////////////////]

100%

Error.exe rebooted.

Erratum: Ug*H. 1-1-1 f3e^eL_h()r'RiBLe-1bLe.

Blue: Sorry...

Erratum: 1t'$-$-$+fi-fi-f1Ne. N0t<YouR f4-4uLt-t.

rand0m_human:

Hmm what sort of mischief can I cause...?

*thinks*

Ah hah!

Author, I dare you to appear in front of everyone else and say something random that will confuse them. Then, disappear into thin air.

Me: Okay! Do you mean here, or once they're back in the real world? Oh well, I'll just do both!

*I teleport in front of the gang, who are talking amongst themselves.*

Me: Bananas are a type of berry! *disappears*

The Gang: *gives each other "wtf-just-happened" looks*

Me: Mission accomplished!

Well, that's all the dares I've received! Sorry if I missed your dare! Peace out!

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