1. Always pulled above my stomach

2. What the fuck did that scroll say to me

3. I see you all

4. This one hurts a little bit

5. Picture of me watching Voltron Legendary Defender Season 8 episode 1: Launch Date

6. Picture of me watching Voltron Legendary Defender Season 1 episode 4: Fall of the Castle of Lions

7. Except I can't even do the rap thing

8. Me explaining my most recent bad decisions

9. What it feels like scrolling through Twitter

10. Happens like six times a day at work

11. Some real shit

got a very deep voice for a woman already, but in videos
i can hear that i apparently also have a Kermit undertone

12. Me answering a question the cashier did not ask me yet

13. My school had an arrangement; anything that
happened in middle school did not happen at all

14. I am 25 years old

15. At least I have premium now

16. And, funnily enough, "tiktoks that radiate vine energy"

17. This is me as we speak

18. Why I put them off

19. The songs do change, at least,
but it's always the same six for a while

20. Me @ half of my coworkers