Tom:
love

yes?

Tom:
wanna feel my shirt? it's boyfriend material.

you're about to be single if you say that pickup line again

Tom:
damn, you're no fun

and you're suppose to be getting me chocolate milk and pizza

Tom:
yeah yeah

i got a good knock knock joke
knock knock

Tom:
oh dear
who's there?

butter

Tom:
butter who?

i butter tell you more knock knock jokes because they're fucking fantastic

Tom:
oh my god
that might be your worst one yet

that's it, no cuddles

Tom:
whAT
NO
BABY I'M SORRY

mhm, needy shit

Tom:
i've got one though

betcha it isn't as good as mine
but continue

Tom:
knock knock

who's there?

Tom:
al

al who?

Tom:
al give you a kiss if you open the door 😏😘

boi you ain't slick
but it was cute.
you fucking dork

Tom:
...so will i get a kiss or

hush my child, i've got a joke
knock knock

Tom:
rude.
but who's there?

olive

Tom:
olive who?

olive you ♥

Tom:
aw shit love, that was slick
and olive you too ❤

now that we've said that...
geT ME MY CHOCOLATE MILK AND PIZZA. I'M HUNGRY

Tom:
you killed the mood

and the mood could've kept going if you got the food so you'll be here

Tom:
oh
oH

mhm

Tom:
okaY I'M GOING NOW I'M GOING

oh so now you move your ass when i hint sex? you're such a boy

Tom:
....the offer is still on the table right-

duh dummy,
now move your sweet ass thomas

Tom:
yes ma'am!

☆☆☆

yes, that's the end. so sad right?

i imagine that in their late 20's tom pops the question and she says says (duh). then they settle down and have kids. you can imagine whatever you want for their future, but that's just what i think it looks like. oh and that marley and tom have bad joke battles with their kids

wELL DON'T FRET BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE ANOTHER SOCIAL MEDIA FIC AND I THINK I HAVE IT DOWN TO A FEW CELEBS (comment by the celeb you'd like):

Eddie Redmayne

Anthony Mackie

Gal Gadot

Tom Holland (again bc why not)

Other celebs you want? Maybe if I like them I'll try it out lol.