AVENGERS ASSEMBLE

Capsicle:
you fucked up mars

gee thanks
how was i suppose to know claire's tom's crazy ex?!

Fruit Ninja:
with digging into her

sorry fuck

Bird Man:
god i hate that woman

Metal Arm:
bitch me too

Glinda the Good:
what did she want from you?

she wanted help to surprise tom on set, god i'm stupid

Bob the Builder:
no you're not

i should've know she was a shady bitch

Glinda the Good:
don't beat yourself up about it.
we were all deceived

how?

Fruit Ninja:
she was the food lady on set of civil war and got close to all of us, asking us questions about tom and stuff. it was fucking weird

damn, she is crazy.
wait, i thought they were friends?

Metal Arm:
they were. but when tom left the uk to come here and shoot, she followed and got a job here. tom didn't know she was there until she brought him soup or something

then they started dating..

Soda Can:
for like a month. that shit was nasty, ugh. she had these stupid nicknames for all of us. she just wanted tom and his fame. bitch lost her marbles when she was caught cheating. the break up was messier than eating spaghetti without utensils

oh fuck.
where's tom now? i thought he was shooting?

Soda Can:
left abruptly because "his mom was calling"

fuck fuck fuck

Capsicle:
you might want to talk to him

no shit, really?

Bird Man:
captain america? more like captain obvious

gtg