knock knock

Tom:
whoa, haven't seen that in a while.
who's there?

banana

Tom:
banana who?

knock knock

Tom:
wtf?
who's there..??

banana

Tom:
... banana who??

knock knock

Tom:
who's there?

banana :-)

Tom:
e.e banana who?

knock knock

Tom:
marley, istg-

answER IT, LOUDMOUTH

Tom:
e.e
who's there?

orange

Tom:
the actual fuck-
orange who???

orange you glad i didn't say banana??

Tom:
i'm so disappointed

wouldn't be the first time ;-)

Tom:
want to hear a better joke?

are you sure it's as good as mine??

Tom:
definitely better
knock knock

who's there?

Tom:
daisy

daisy who?

Tom:
daisy me rollin, they hatin 😎

you're a fucking dork, omg

Tom:
you love me

afraid so ♥

Tom:
....wait-
seriously or...

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