what do you call an aging actor who's finally paid off their house?

Thomas the Train:
idk, what?

mortgage freeman

Thomas the Train:
😂
what do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?

???

Thomas the Train:
a father in law

omg no
what do you call 2,000 mockingbirds?

Thomas the Train:
shit, that's a lot of birds
but what?

2 kilomockingbird

Thomas the Train:
oh like from the book.
never liked the book.

thanks for your input, tom.

Thomas the Train:
anytime marley
what do you call a waffle on a california beach?

this sounds familiar

Thomas the Train:
a sandy eggo

no
stoP

Thomas the Train:
lmao, how was your day?

swell, found a job at starbucks though

Thomas the Train:
really? when do you start?

already did, dude it's fun.
i'm also able to have an hour lunch break

Thomas the Train:
you should come to my trailer then.
and bring me coffee

thought you'd like tea

Thomas the Train:
because i'm british?

no, because you always order tea. when we hang out.

Thomas the Train:
you know that-

yeah, it's always either yorkshire or some sort of fruity tea.

Thomas the Train:
and you like to have iced tea with something to eat

we remembered each other's orders 💕

Thomas the Train:
i'll always remember when i'm with you.
unsent

Thomas the Train:
of course, what are friends for?

yeah, friends :-)

☆☆☆

shit tom why did you friendzone her???