#1 Loser:
i have a pick up line

oh dear god

#1 Loser:
c'mon!

ugh, fine.
proceed.

#1 Loser:
is your name google? because you're the answer to all my problems

words cannot describe how fucking cheesy that was.
but i dig it.

#1 Loser:
awe, are you loosening up?

haha, fuck no

#1 Loser:
it was nice while it lasted

i've got a pick up line

#1 Loser:
hit it!

i'd rather hit you.
with a baseball bat.
made of barb wire and metal.

#1 Loser:
just tell the damn pick up line

:-))))
do to believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

#1 Loser:
that was pretty smooth

i try :-))

#1 Loser:

your name is now smooth criminal on my phone.
wanna know why?

why not

#1 Loser:
because you stole my heart 😉

smh.
can't believe i snorted at that

#1 Loser:
at least there was another emotion than aggressiveness.
my job is complete

you're rubbing off on me.
like stoooooppp.

#1 Loser:
nah,

jerkwad

#1 Loser:
i know what you are, but what am i?

-__________-

#1 Loser:
:-))))))))

one day i'm going to punch you.
hard.

#1 Loser:
planning on it

okay, weird

#1 Loser:
nothing i haven't heard before

yeah yeah