knock knock

Fucking Jerkwad:
this should be good.
who's there?

nana

Fucking Jerkwad:
let me guess, this is where i say "nana who?"

correct. anddd-
nana your business ;-)))

Fucking Jerkwad:
that's a real knee slapper

awe shucks, i really appreciate that one

Fucking Jerkwad:
is this how we start our conversations now? with bad knock knock jokes?

it just started my friend, i've got so many more up my sleeve and half of them aren't even knock knock jokes

Fucking Jerkwad:
jesus christ, you have that much spare time?

hey, what else would you do if your boss fired you because you liked to sass the customers rather than give them their drinks?

Fucking Jerkwad:
whoa, am i reading this right? you're actually telling me something about you?

hahahaha, don't count on that to slip all the time.

Fucking Jerkwad:
eh, it was good to know

well don't enjoy that too much

Fucking Jerkwad:
let me relish in the moment

you need to ketchup with the program

Fucking Jerkwad:
well mayobe i will, mayobe i won't

mustard you be such a dick?

Fucking Jerkwad:
don't be salty

you pepper be ready for a throw down

Fucking Jerkwad:
fuck-
you got me
i've been hit

who'S THE FUCKING WINNER, THIS GIRRRRLLL!
WHOOP WHOOP!

Fucking Jerkwad:
....so you're a girl ;-))

lol, who said i swayed your way?

Fucking Jerkwad:
... how do you know i'm a guy

a bitch never reveals her secrets :-)))

Fucking Jerkwad:
well then

Marley changed 'Fucking Jerkwad' to '#1 Loser'