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May 2nd, 8:41 pm

xxxmemelord: guys
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cowboy John: w h a t
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cowboy John has changed his name to
Litty litty I'm coming for Smii7ys titys
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xxxmemelord: I got dicked down last night
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Rynx: what the fuck
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xxxmemelord:

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mooMMY: guys I convinced marceyyy to reinstall chatnowwww
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Basicallyidodad has gone online!

Litty litty I'm coming for Smii7ys titys: yay dad came back from the milk store
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Lady milk: haha John oh my god I love you
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Basicallyidodad: yeah John I'm gonna give you a whopping come here
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Litty litty I'm coming for Smii7ys titys: DAD NOOOO
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Bigjiggly: this chat is on crack tonight I see
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Basicallyidodad: *smacking with the belt noises*
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Rynx: HeIIo
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Teddyfresh: hi
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Rynx: Lol L I used an I instead of and L which is what your gonna take tonight
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Teddyfresh: wOW Evan
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Litty litty I'm coming for Smii7ys titys: toxic forehead
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Rynx: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DELIRIOUS
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rynx: come downstairs for your gift 💝
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Teddyfresh: haha okay thank you Evan.
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Teddyfresh and rynx have gone offline...

mooMMY: so cute. I'm dying
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8:50 pm...

/irl/
The h2ovanoss household
May 2nd, 2019, 8:50 pm

Evan had been preparing this all day, he got the stuff months in advance. There's no flaw in his gift what's so ever. Everything was in place. Nothing can go wrong. Or can it? Evan took a deep breath, shut down the lights and he heard delirious humming a song as he ran down the stairs. Evan hid himself next to the light and once he saw the figure of delirious he flipped the switch.

"Surprise! Happy birthday Delirious! " Delirious face was in awe as he saw all his friends coming from their hiding places to say happy birthday. He smiled so wide and he just started bawling. His friends gave him a big hug, and his smile never faded. It was the best birthday he had ever had. Despite the problems and drama they had, they put aside for today.

His smile hadn't faded, even when he was in bed with Evan who covered him in kisses and cuddles, he loves his friends. He wouldn't trade them for anything. Ever.