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Jonathan sat at the table, tapping his fingers on it repeatedly. The whole thing was making him anxious, making Evan anxious.

"What's wrong? " Evan asked, eating a spoonful of the snickers flavored ice cream.

"Luke is what's wrong. " Jonathan said back, and Evan rolled his eyes.

"What's wrong with Ohm and Brian being together though, they seem very happy? " Evan asked, and Jonathan sighed.

"It's not them, it's Luke. He's broken about it and I want to fix it, fix him, Evan. I mean he's relating to Selena Gomez man, Selena! " Jonathan said, and Evan laughed.

"What the song that goes "you know I'd go back to you"? " Evan sang horribly, and Jonathan kicked him.

"Shut up! " Jonathan said, and Evan smiled.

"Will you ever stop playing fortnite? "

"No! Never! "

"Then that's my answer. "

"Fuck you! "

/text mode LMAO/

My close good friends
9:03 pm

VAPEKING: What the earth is actually flat?

VAPEQUEEN: no John not this again

VAPEQUEEN: your making me question it even more

mooMMY: omg that video did have me messed up tho??

VAPEKING: yeah like Damb

Delilover1: I ain't even religious and it made me question that

Evanlover1: there goes my dreams of living in space 😭😭😭😭

FUCKA: What are you talking about

u: sHANE DAWSONS NEW CONSPIRACY VIDEO

u: it actually made me fell dumber if anything

FUCKA: that's not even possible

FUCKA: the earth is round you fucking
buffoons

Delilover1: are you sure about that?

FUCKA: yes

Delilover1: how do you know

FUCKA: cause the sun is round, the earth would be too

FUCKA: also we can't just be the only fucking chunk of world in this universe cause if it was  flat then how would other planets exist

FUCKA: how would night and day exist

FUCKA: the moon can't just go under cause there's different time zones and the world would over heat

FUCKA: me head hurts now I'm going to bed

FUCKA has gone offline...

Delilover1: when u put it like dat like dat u-rite

Evanlover1: What if this all just a Minecraft world

VAPEQUEEN: yes

VAPEQUEEN: John shove your square dictionary into my bookshelf

VAPEKING: mhmm

VAPEQUEEN: it's cause you seem unmotivated to make videos anymore ❤️❤️❤️

VAPEKING: ❤️❤️❤️

The Vapes have gone offline...

mooMMY: I'm so confused is the earth flat or round??:?2(:(/?

My close good friends have gone offline...