Alex: So we're doing a character ask?

Sans: yes.

Esmee: lol im the author hahahah rip the fourth wall hahahahhaha

Alex: hahahahahah

Sans: hahahahah

Thatgirlwholovesbook said: Alex I love you so much! I'm so happy you got your happy ending! One more thing *hands calibre a rose* shine like the star you are, no matter who says what! Because we all overcometh the world!

Alex: Thank you! :D

Sans: alexisminebtwbackoff

Esmee:  nice quote u got there m8

Angelheart88 said: Author~chan what gave you the idea of dis book X3 oh and WHY YOU NEVER TEXT BAKA POOR ALEX DOE!

Alex: jesus

Esmee: haha well the idea for the book i came up with was originally a one shot with just 100000000 words in only text but guess what it got to this piece of shit

Sans: lol but like i never texted alex back bc i was kind of fighting in a war in korea and i was trying not to die

Alex: good enough

BellaNevarez said: I know you said that you won't be making a sequel but I was wondering if you could consider making it. It could be about their kids.

Esmee: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Alex: can u be more polite

Esmee: ok so im not making a sequel about their kids because im basically done with this book. It has ended for me on a good note and i think it should stay that way. An im practically out of the undertale fandom anyway. I still like the game but i am just kinda cringing at the fanart / nsfw sans. I hope you all understand :)

Sans: wow so u cringe at my penis

Sans: rude

Esmee: sorry dude

Esmee: So btw im planning to write a dan x reader next. (the dan from danisnotonfire he's cool check him out ;D)

Alex: sad

Ladydinorawr said: Undyne: WHAT'S THE HOLD UP WITH THE DAMN PROPOSAL? Sans: What's the farthest you've gotten with Alex in any of the resets except this one?

Undyne: well we married so yeah THAT WAS GREAT AND WE ARE PLANNING ON HAVING KIDS SOON

Esmee: lizardbabyfish?????

Alphys: yes.

Undyne: WHAT IF WE NAME IT GOKU

Alphys: LOLOL YES

Esmee: oh

Sans: now for my question

Sans: uh

Sans: so like alphys undyne and alex died in that explosion

Sans: by bacchus

Sans: member him???

Esmee: okay easter egg because the name bacchus means 'loud sound' ;D

Mugelbbub28 said:
SANS AND UNDYNE WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS IN THE YEAR YOU WERE GONE? Like, we never got your "battle story", XD. And Did the Gaster conflict ever truly get resolved? Or did he just miraculously give up because void is love, void is life?

Sans: WE FOUGHT AND WE TRIED TO STEAL DOCUMENTS

Undyne: YEAH WE BASICALLY SAVED THE WORLD

Sans: lol but thats classified information dude

Undyne: yeah so why are you asking this ey?'????

Sans: Fun fact i almost died 5 times

Jess: about the gaster conflict

Jess: remember that i shattered his soul

Jess: WITH MY HAND????

Esmee: give jess some recognition pls i love her

RandomistPotato said: WHAT DID WE DIE I SWAER WE DIED DIDNT WE  

Alex: no we didnt die lol

Sans: nice typos

Esmee: i love how you two are next level sarcasm

Sans: but u write us so ur like double double sarcasm

Esmee: lol its true

Alex: no i was asleep when sans wrote that thing in the chat about the things what happened after the korea thing

Sans: 'the korea thing'

Sans: 'the i almost died korea thing'

Alex: 'the i was depressed and you didnt text me back thing'

Sans: touche

SimilarDifference said: So ... What happened to mettaton, after all we didn't really hear from him after the 'incident' between him and papy? 🤔😊

Papyrus: DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS

Alex: they want to know????/

Papyrus: OKAY SO METTATON GOT EVEN MORE FAMOUS AND IS NOW DATING SOME HUMAN GUY/????

Alex: youre dating a human girl

Papyrus: THATS NOT THE POINT JEEZ

Alex: lol

Esmee: lolololl

NIGHTYBEB said: Who is papy married to. What do the kids resemble the most and lastly will you do a different au sans x reader? oh btw ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤👍👍👍👍👍👍❤❤❤❤❤❤👍👍👍👍👍❤❤❤👍👍👍

Esmee: how is this asked

Esmee: im legitimately crying

Esmee: CAILYN

Esmee: PAPYRUS IS MARRIED TO CAILYN

Esmee: SHAME ON YOU

Esmee: okay so arial is smart

Alex: calibri is as funny as me

Sans: hahahah so youre saying our kid isnt funny????

Sans: im hurt

Alex: hi hurt im alex

Sans: please save me from my wife please

Alex: k

Esmee: for the last question

Esmee: *breathes in*

Esmee: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Esmee: thank you.

MrMoola said: Whats pap and cailys kods name?

Cailyn: So our daughters name is

Papyrus: OLD ENGLISH TEXT

Papyrus: NYEH HEH HEH

Cailyn: its Papyrus Jr.

Esmee: lol narcissist

Papyrus: pff

Papyrus: I JUST HAVE A GREAT NAME

Sans: ofcourse you do dont let that trashbag author bully you

Esmee: ;)

Echofell7
I Thought there were supposed to be 100 chapters?! Are Alphys and Undyne ever going to get married? Why did you make Cailyn transgender? Why is Alex bisexual?

Esmee: hahah oops like 100 chapters is really much

Esmee: and the story just was going to end ok

Esmee: dont bully me

Alphys: WE ARE MARRIED

Cailyn: god made me transgender

Esmee: life made u transgender

Sans: the universe made u transgender

Alex: the moon made u transgender

Esmee: i just was in a transgery mood

Esmee: why did i make alex bisexual????????

Alex: god made me bisexual

Esmee: life made u bisexual

Sans: the universe made u bisexual

Cailyn: The moon made u bisexual

Esmee: i just was in a bisexualy mood

Esmee: and i myself am bisexual lol

KristenICT said: Where are chapters 67 & 68? It got to 66 then jumped to 69

Esmee:............

Alex: tell em

Esmee: it was all about the 69 joke

Esmee: lol

Esmee: so like they were gonna fuck but like there were two more chapters i counted wrong

Sans: you counted wrong

Esmee: basically

mantha8225 said:  What the hell was your science post that Sans first contacted you about and why the f were you looking at some stranger's posts to see it?

Sans: okay so she posted a pun about science

Alex: it was quite clever if i say so myself

Sans: it was something like this

Alex: If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.

Sans: so i laughed

Papyrus: i dont UNdERStAND????/??@?/@/

Alex: In chemistry, an alloy is a mixture of metals. Silver and Iron are both metals, so if these guys teamed up they wouldn't just be allies, they would be alloys too

Sans: nerd

Alex: ;)

Sans: STOP WinkiNG

Esmee: So these were all the questions?

Esmee: they were oh lord

Sans: Well?

Alex: ...

Esmee: Goodbye?

Esmee: for a while at least

Sans: :(

Alex: lol this is sad

Esmee: im crying bye you two do the ending

Sans: so uh

Sans: Bye??

Alex: bye m8tes till we meet again

Alex: ok no that was terrible

Alex: later