You: AYEYY HELLO FRIEND

Snas: HELLO THERE

You: GUESS WHAT

Snas: WELL WHAT

You: 16 DAYS

Snas: YES

You: Also gguess what

Snas: well what

You: I got fired :D

You: ugh

You: Well I can live from my savings for a while I guess

Snas: sucks

Snas: Get a job you actually want to do this time

You: ok dad

Snas: please don't do that

Snas: btw I had a free day today

Snas: and I looked into the music you said you were into

You: did you like it

Snas: nope

Snas: I LOVED IT DKSJF:kl

Snas: LIKE TWENTY ONE PILOTS IS MY SHIT

You: YES SAME WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG

Snas: I DONT KNOW

Snas: I LIKE GONER

You: SAME

You: so how has your day been

Snas: Well kinda busy actually

You: How come

Snas: Well undyne and alphys are staying over to watch anime with pap and I so yay

Snas: I'm actually in the living room rn I'm proud of myself

You: Nice :D

You: wow you're actually socializing?

Snas: I'm still on my laptop though

You: lol

Snas: nahw papyrus is in a sleeping bag

You: NAHW

Snas: everyone is in a sleeping bag and my eyes

You: even you?

Snas: yep

You: I'm just imagining a skeleton in a sleeping bag with his laptop and my soul I'm crying

Snas: ha

Snas: Undyne says hi

You: Alex says hi to them all

Snas: Papyrus says hi too

Snas: Papyrus says he's looking forward to the tour and meeting you

You: nice

Snas: Alphys says she wants to watch anime with you when the tour is there

You: WeLl I wAnT tO wAtCh AnImE w U 2

Snas: Aye

Snas: They are watching some weird tentacle anime

Snas: should I protect pap's eyes

You: THE PRECIOUS CINNAMON ROLL NEEDS TO GROW UP

Snas: *plays free willy theme*

You: WOW WELL IM CRYING AGAIN

Snas: you cry rather fast then

You: THAT WAS JUST A REALLY EMOTIONAL MOVIE OK

Snas: ok

You: Maybe ok can be our always

Snas: ok

You: ok

Snas: *cries like some Japanese schoolgirl*

You: lol same

Snas: you need to do something to fit in

You: well what if I don't want to fit in

You: WHAT THEN

You: ???????????//

Snas: well ur cool

Snas: OH SHIT WAIT IS THIS HENTAI

You: SCREW THE PLAN PROTECT PAP

Snas: AAA

You: dhaklsjfak;lsj

Snas: he'S LITTERALLY HIDING IN HIS SLEEPING BAG HAHA

You: NAHWW

Snas: HAH AHAHHAHA

Snas: UNDYNE AND ALPHYS ARE MAKING OUT WHAT IS THIS MADNESS

You: ahw and you are just chatting with some weird girl on the internet <33

Snas: ikr

You: ALSO

You: U FELL ASLEEP YESTERDAY

Snas: OH YESH

Snas: I WANTED TO APOLOGISE FOR THAT BTW

You: NAH MN WE'RE COOL

Snas: I'm cooler though

You: shit ur right

Snas: hah

You: *insert cool pun*

Snas: well it's ice to meet you

You: *insert depression*

Snas: 1 - 100 real quick

Snas: ha

You: SO HOW ARE YOU

Snas: IM FINe I SUPPOSE

You: NICE

Snas: YOU?

You: WELL IM JUST THE SAME SAD BEAN THE NIGHTMARES ARE GETTING WORSE

Snas: well that sucks

You: yup

You: like

You: people say like

You: think about happy stuff

Snas: BUT THAT DOESNT FUCKING WORK

You: YES

Snas: I can relate so much to you???????

You: ikr???

Snas: I Actually didn't get a nightmare :D:D:D:D:D:

You: NICE WHAT WAS UR DREAM ABOUT

Snas: UH wAIT

Snas: I'm doing this dream diary thing

Snas; oh yes

Snas: I dreamed about the tour yay

You: COOL

You: WHAT WAS IT LIKE

Snas: Well

Snas: uh

Snas: fun

You: *applause intensifies*

Snas: REALLY THOUGH I HAD FUN

Snas: YOU WERE IN MY DREAM BTW

You: wow what did I look like

Snas: uh like yourself?

You: ha but you havent even seen me what is this madness

Snas: I MIGHT HAVE STALKED  YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA HA

You: WHAT

Snas: JK JK I Don't eVEN KNOW YOUR FULL NAME

You: YES OKAY

You: IM ALEXANDRA PARKER BTW

You: SHIT

Snas: nice name

Snas: I'm very font of that name

Snas: (u get it because my  name is a font haha)

You: ha

You: are you ever going to change your nickname though this is not aesthetically pleasing

[ Snas changed their name to SanS ]

SanS: ha

You: this is also not right.

SanS: no that's because its SanS

[ SanS changed their name to Sansyboy69 ]

You: kill me now

Sansyboy69: 16 days

You: nice

Sansyboy69: wow the episode has ended

Sansyboy69: why was there a hentai scene

You: WE MUST PROTECT THE PRECIOUS

Sansyboy69: IKR

You: ha

Sansyboy69: undyne asks what your favorite type of anime is btw

You: oh definitely hentai

Sansyboy69: ur joking right

You: no of course not Sansyboy69

Sansyboy69: ah ok

Sansyboy69: undyne is laughing

You: I'm crying

Sansyboy69: welp

You: brb gonna hide my crippling depression real quick

Sansyboy69: same same

You: wow I'm tired

Sansyboy69: HI IM SANS

You: kms kms kms

You: .......

Sansyboy69: *free willy theme plays*

You: .............

Sansyboy69: "life is hard, but my penis is harder."

You: YOU KNOW WHAT IM JUST GONNA GO NOW

Sansyboy69: HAHAHAHHAHA

You: HA

You: HAHA

You: BYE TOMOORROW SAME TIME

Sansyboy69: YES OK

You: BTW HOW DO YOU HAVE A PENIS

Sansyboy69: MAGIC

You: what

You: I'm like pretty confused rn

Sansyboy69: 16 days ;)))))))))))))))

You: hhhhhMmHYh,h,<Hfdsklh

You: IM JUST GONNA GO OK

Sansyboy69: okay fleshygirl69

You: HJMMMM

You: BYE