Sans: So

Sans: It's our four year anniversary

Sans: :)

Sans: And like

Sans: this wont be my gift dont worry

Sans: I just wanted to say some things 

Sans: So where should i start

Sans: ill start from where we left off last chatting

Sans: so like

Sans: when i came home from korea

Sans: Basicallly

Sans: I expected at least a hug or something

Sans: but no

Sans: You had to slap me

Sans: kinky 

Sans: no but really i love you

Sans: i gave you a hug afterwards tho

Sans: ...

Sans: and some other things

Sans ;);')

Sans: okay this is me trying to be romantic

Sans: why did you marry me lol

Sans: okay so like

Sans: we married after

Sans: well

Sans: cailyn and paps married first

Sans: that doesnt matter we got our kid first

Sans: ha

Sans: I love our kid

Sans: our beautiful baby skeleton boy calibri

Sans: i loved how you wanted to name it a gender neutral name and like font

Sans: !!!

Sans: lol i love you in general

Sans: but like

Sans: i swear to god

Sans: when calibri told us he was trans

Sans: and you rolled yourself in aluminium foil

Sans: because

Sans: you wanted to be

Sans: the trans-parent

Sans: i mstill

Sans: angry

Sans: because i could have done dat

Sans: but ok you did its fine im calm im calm

Sans: and then paps kid

Sans: :))00

Sans: AND THEN WE MADE ANOTHER BABY

Sans: hahahahhaha

Sans: lol but like i love arial

Sans: another font name

Sans: Arial and Calibri

Sans: our babs

Sans: babs?

Sans: babs.

Sans: dont pull that fault in our stars shit on me pls

Sans: but like

Sans: We brought an actual hhouse

Sans: and like

Sans: i feel like we have made it

Sans: Im so lucky tbh

Sans: like oml

Sans: so yeah

Sans: like i love you

Sans: and nothing can ever change that 

Sans: C: 

Sans: so 

Sans: happy anniversary

Sans: Alex The Skeleton-Parker