You: 17 DAYS YAYAYA

Sans: HeyOAoOAo

You: HI

Sans: IM HYPER ON COFFEE Btw I DRUNK LIKE 5 CUPS IN THIS HOUR

You: Why

Sans: IDK

You: good reason

Sans: LOLOLOLLOL

You: I would think ur becoming papyrus now

Sans: MAYBE I AM PAPYRUS NYEH HEH HEH

You: what

Sans: JK

You: okokk

Sans: CUS IM ALPHYS

Sans: WHUHAHA

You: OKAY WHAT

Sans: jk I'm undyne hi

You: OKAY WHO ARE YOU 

Sans: I'm sans

You: nice and I'm hungry

Sans: hi hungry

You: don't

Sans: I'm snas

You: HA

Sans: rip joke. 2k16, ruined by a typo

You: HAHA HI SNAS

[ Sans changed their name to Snas ]

Snas: *extistenal crisis intensifies*

You: *insecurities intensifies*

Snas: *Making distressed noises intensifies*

You: *Intensifies intensifies*

Snas: *making great conversation intensifies*

You: *crying intensifies*

Snas: *death intensifies*

You: wow 1 - 100 real quick

Snas: ikr

Snas: guess what

You: what

Snas: we're doing the 'who's in my house game' again

You: okok nice

You: hmm

Snas: METTATON!!111!

You: WOW OKAY SPOILERS HI

Snas: He came to explain what my job was at the tour

Snas: guess what

Snas: its great

You: well what.

You: u get to drive a van or something?

Snas: better

You: what could possibly be better than driving a van

Snas: well

Snas: I get to run a restaurant

Snas: well not restaurant

You: :D

Snas: but its kind of like a truck with a restaurant in it??

You: seems coolio

Snas: ikr

You: nice

You: lol jess called me and yelled "17 DAYS!" in my ear and I have just been ear raped help me

You: she hung up before I could sew her

Snas: welp

Snas: u need a doc?

You: a stripper doc

Snas: 1 - 100

You: ha

You: Your nickname is not aesthetically pleasing

Snas: that's right

Snas: that's because it's snas

You: ................................

You: wake me up inside.exe has stopped

Snas: lol

You: that song just came on what is this I'm living the life of a meme

Snas: I am the meme.

You: be the meme

You: WAKE ME UP

Snas: WAKE ME UP

You: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

Snas: great song 10/10

You: Ive been living a lie

You: theres nothing inside

Snas: same

Snas: wow guess WhAT

Snas: THE DOORBELL IS RINGING YIPPIAYEE

You: *coffee intensifies*

Snas: I HEAR UNDYNE I GOT TO HIDE

Snas: I'm in a closet now

You: skeleton in the closet.. really

Snas: yes.

You: lol

Snas: very humerus isn't it

You: tibia honest, it is

Snas: that's quite inskullking btw

You: nah

You: I think its a real rib-tickler

Snas: wow ur puns are hip

You: why

Snas: idk

Snas: undyne is calling me rip

Snas: I think alphys is here as well yay

You: YOU AND ALPHYS HUH :D

Snas: NOPE

Snas: SHE IS UNDYNES GF

You: SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE

Snas: tch

Snas: shall I go to the living room and sit there

You: like last time where you ended up in pap's grip? sure

Snas: ......

Snas: ill stay in the closet

You: good plan

Snas: lol

You: wow wait

You: is that windex in your pants?

You: cus I can see myself in them

Snas: HAHAHA

Snas: did it hurt when you fell from heaven? ;))))

You: are you calling me satan? cus satan is a fallen angel and I'm not pleased with this pick up line.

Snas: I FUCKING SNORTED

Snas: I THINK UNDYNE HEARD ME FUCK

You: HAHAHAHAHAHA

You: HAHAH

Snas: SHIT NO SHE FOUND MEJ:SLKJDF:LSJDFSE*UOKDCm.

You: Hi Undyne :D

Snas: WELL HELLO

You: So how are you doing

Snas: Oh I'm fine, I just locked a skeleton in a closet no biggie

You: lol

Snas: So you're coming to the tour?

Snas: NICe

You: YES

Snas: I'll be there too YES

Snas: Alphys too

You: I look forward to meeting you all so much I cant ha

Snas: SAme I WANT TO MEET YOU NERD

Snas: also why did sans spell his name wrong what

You: idk

You: 0h wait he wanted to make a joke but he made a typo

Snas: lol the bonehead

Snas: So who are you punk?

You: I'm alex

Snas: cool cool

Snas: whatdoyalooklike

Snas: hold on I'm walking to the living room

You: oh I have brown short hair and greenish eyes?

Snas: Alphys is here too now yay

Snas: and pap too

You: Hi Al and pap :D

Snas: they say hi

Snas: SO DO YOU LIKE ANIME

You: YES

Snas: AYYAYAYESKDJFKLSJ YES

You: HA WHICH ONE IS YOUR FAVORITE

Snas: MEW MEW KIssY CUTIE

You: WHICH ONE

Snas: 1 THE SECOND ONE IS TRASH

You: IKR

Snas: YES

You: LIKE WHY DID THEY MAKE THAT

You: LITTERALLY NO ONE LIKES THE SECOND SEASON

Snas: IKR

Snas: Alpy and I actually cosplayed two characters for Halloween :D

You: nice

You: I dressed up as a hot dog last Halloween

Snas: why

You: I d o n t  k n o w

Snas: seems legit

Snas: Papyrus asked if you like spaghetti

You: YEs I LIke Spaghetii :D

Snas: Papyrus does the nyeh heh heh

You: NYEH

Snas: HAHA ALPHYS WANTED TO SCROLL BACK AND WE SAW ThESE TERRIBLE PICK UP LINES AND JUST LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF  HAHAHA

You: *bows*

Snas: DO YOU HAVE MORE

You: wow this is the first time someone has asked for a pick up line

You: okay hold on

You: If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg Christmas, could I visit between the holidays

Snas: HAHAHA

Snas: ALPHYS SNORTED

You: HAHAH

You: HA

Snas: You're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you

You: HAHHAHA

Snas: oKAY WHAT DID THE ONE LESBIAN SAY TO THE OTHEr

You: WELL WHAT

Snas: I CANT THINK STRAIGHT AROUND YOU

You: HAHAHAH

You: I'm laughing too hard I might wake up my apartment complex

Snas: how late is it at yours then

You: like 4 am or something

You: Before you ask, I'm an insomniac

Snas: ah

Snas: okok

You: Btw

You: nice legs

You: when do they open?

Snas: HA

You: Are that space pants?

Snas: what if I'm not wearing pants

You: well shit

You: my pick up line was ruined

Snas: WAIT SANS IS OUT OF THE CLOSET WHAT

 Snas: HAHA

You: LOL WHAT HOW

Snas: how did he do that I locked it  what

You: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmagic??

Snas: maybe

Snas: well snas wants his laptop back

You: Bye then

You: I'll see you on tour :D

Snas: dude

Snas: DID YOU REALLY THINK I WAS GOING TO GIVE IT TO HIM

You: HAHAHAH

Snas: HA

Snas: okok hes making those noises again ill go ill go

You: Okki

You: Bye then :D

Snas: IM BACK

Snas: welp i just spent time cleaning my closet

You: how did you even get out of that thing

Snas: magic?

You: coolio

Snas: I'm tired now btw

You: u go sleep then

You: btw

You: HI TIRED

You: HAHAH

You: HAHAH

You: u online

You: did you literally fell asleep on me

You: well not on me

You: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OK

You: OKAY THAT SOUNDED EVEN MORE WRONG

You: shit

You: what even is life

You: WELL SLEEP TIGHT BONEBOY DONT LET THE BEDBUGS BITE

You: TOMORROW SAME TIME?

You: snas; OKAY

You: WOW OKAY

You: BYE

You: snas: omg bye Ily so much alex <3

You: AH BYE