You: WELL HELLO THERE BONEBOY

Sans: HELLO HUMAN BEING MADE OUT OF FLESH

You: hello

Sans: NSKLJFS:LD

Sans: THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIM EWE CHAT BEFORE WE MEET

 Sans: I CANT

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: IM FREAKING OUT

Sans: SAME

Sans: BLKSJDL:FKJ

Sans: 1 DAY

You: TOMORROW

You: AAAAAAA

You: WAIT NO

You: TODAY

You: IM GOING TO MEET YOU TODAY

Sans: ITS STILL 1 DAY FOR ME

You: LDOLKSFJDL:F

You: 0 DAYS

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sans: same

You: S:DKLJFLSDk

Sans: IM FGONNA MEET YOUSIUFIS

You: I WILL MEET ALL THE TOLL NOODLES

Sans: I WILL SQUEEZE You

You: (don't let me die please)

You: ALSO I WILL PROBABLY BE CRYING BUT THATS OKAY

Sans: sAME

You: HOW DO SKELETONS CRY

Sans:  I DOn T KNoW

Sans: BUT I DO SOMETIME

You: COOL

You: I do too

Sans: wow

Sans: noot i have gbeen setting up the stage with undyne and pap again

Sans: we were listening to this thing called vocaloids

You: *DEEP BREATH*

You: *INHALE*

You: boiIlovevocaloidssomuchwhichonewhereyoulisteningto

Sans: Uhhhhhhh

Sans: hold on I'll ask undyne

Sans: I'm in her camper

Sans: idk what reason lol

You: cool

Sans: apparently we were listening to hatsune miku or something

You: BOIJDOSIFKJLS:DF:L

Sans: you like that one?

You: YES

Sans: Any songs I should listen to?

You: LISTEN TO MIND BRAND

You: AND DISILLUSIONED

You: AND LOVE ME LOVE ME

You: (I'm dropping hints here ;))))))))))))))))

Sans: I asked undyne if she wanted to play that

Sans: ok she is playing mind brand

Sans: SJKLDFJ:SLKDJ

You: IKR

Sans: ITS SO CATCHY I LOVE IT

You: HA YOU CANT SPEAK JAPANESE BUT THE LYRICS ARE VERY DARK

Sans: baka chan cherry blossom kawaii kun sensei senpai

Sans: see I can speak Japanese what are  you talking about

You: oh shit sorry senpai

Sans: that's sanspai for you

You: knew that

You: shh

Sans: BUT REALLY THOUGh

Sans: THIS SONG

You: IRK

Sans: OH TACO IS WITH ME AGAIN :DDDDDDDDDD

You: tans

You: sansco

You: SANSCO IS REAL

Sans: btw do you know things about cats

You: uh yesh

Sans: okay then

Sans: so uh

Sans: are you supposed to feed a cat?

You: you're joking right

You: .....

You: O_o

Sans: ?

You: .........

You: .............

You: YOU DIDNT FEED YOUR CAT

You: ?????????

Sans: AHAHHAHA

Sans: U JUST GOT PRANKED

Sans: BY PRANKMASTER SANS

Sans: HAHAHHAHAHA

You: pfffffff

You: REALLY THOUGH

You: WHAT IF I CANT FIND THE CAFETERIA

Sans: there are literally signs signs everywhere

You: OH OKAY

Sans: pfff

You: IM JUST SO EXCITED

Sans: same same

Sans: Undyne and Al are too :D

Sans: hold on they want to steal my laptop

You: ok

Sans: PUNK

You: HEY UNDYNE

Sans: HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WA SME

You: you are literally the only one saying punk

Sans: THAT IS

Sans: true

Sans: SO YOU LIKE VOCALOIDS

You: YES

You: I like materu so much I cant

Sans: We just started listening to it

Sans: its awesome so far :D:SD

You: ;D

Sans: IM SO EXCITED FOR MEETING YOU PUNK

Sans: NYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sans: I JUST WANT TO SPAWN A SPEAR RIGH TNOW AND CHOP A TREE

Sans: YOU KNOW WHAT

Sans: IM GONNA DO IT

Sans: ALPHYS WILL HOLD THE LAPTOP NOW

You: Hey Al :D

Sans: Heya :D

Sans: Looking forward to tomorrow?

You: YES

You: You?

Sans: OFC

Sans: :D

Sans: oh god undyne actually ran outside

You: HAHAHHA

Sans: Aaaaand sans is busy with his cat again

You: I ship Sansco

You: Sans x Taco

Sans: OMG

Sans: YES *-*

You: I WROTE A SANSCO FANFICTION YESTERDAY

You: Pure art if I may say so myself

Sans: cool

You: I also came to know that you're all toll noodles

Sans: :3

You: And I'm apparently a smoll bean

Sans: HAHA

Sans: Me too though

You: So what is your job at the tour exactly?

Sans: Oh well I work on Mettaton and make sure he isn't broken :D

Sans: (I also made mtt's body lol)

You: oh no biggie ofc

You: jk

You: I have like this fangirl friend and she's so excited

Sans: Haha

You: She has been jumping around the house for almost 23 days

You: I cant

Sans: lol

Sans: oh here comes sans again

Sans: See you on tour :D

You: You too :D

Sans: sup

You: NAHW SANS WAS WITH HIS VERTEBAE AGAIN

You: NAHWHWHHW

Sans: but you are my vertebae

You: <3

You: *wink*

Sans: wow ur really dropping hints

You: *hides behind plant so that sanspai wont see me*

Sans: shit I'm someones sanspai

You: *winking intensifies*

Sans: *winks back*

You: SANSPAI HAS NOTICED ME KSKDJLFKLS:

Sans: ha

Sans: hey girl wanna go on a date I make over 4 dollars a year

You: wow cool

Sans: hey girl your lips look lonely, do you want to meet mine

You: you don't have lips

You: try again boneboy

Sans: I'm not a photographer but I can picture us together ;)

Sans: are you a tortilla because I want to flip you over and eat you out;)

You: *cries*

You: what is this madness

Sans: so do you know what I like in a girl

You: well what do you like in a girl sans

Sans: my dick

You: I FUCKIGN SNORtED

You: AHHSaHSKJDHFHAHAHHA

You: If I were a cat I would spend my 9 lives with u <3

Sans: but I have taco

You: pff you love cats

Sans: true

Sans: did you know that they call me the cat whisperer

You: oww do they

Sans: no but I know what a pussy needs ;))))))))))))))))))0

You: I swear to fucking god save me from this hell

Sans: pffffff

Sans: well as long as I have a face you will always have a seat

You: hey tie your shoes I don't want you falling for anyone else

Sans: I HAVE ALREADY FALLEN

Sans: AND I CANT GET UP

You: mememasster

You: PSH

Sans: the shirt can go but you have to stay

You: OH OKAY THEN I SEE HOW IT IS

You: PFFFFFFFFFF

Sans: NOOT

Sans: IM STILL EXCITED FOR TOMORROW

You: ITS IN 18 HOURS ALREADY

Sans: GO SLEEP

Sans: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

You: OKAY SHH

You: did you know that motel is spelled letom backwards

Sans: yes

Sans: NOW LETS DO OUR ALWAYS FOR THE LAST TIME

You: this is very emotional for me

Sans: same I cant

You: *sniff*

You: Tomorrow?

Sans: WELL HECK YEAH