You: It was a late summer night. Sans was very tired and so was his crush Taco. "Hey Babyboy come here <3" Sans said in a smooth voice and winked at Taco. "purr." Taco said and went to sit in Sans' lap. "oh baby yessssssssssss" Sans huffed in a rough voice. "puuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrr" the cat purred intensely. "oh baby more!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!"

You: this is what I call a Sansco Fanfic

You: Made by Alex Parker

Sans: HEY

Sans: O-O

Sans: I read that

Sans: beautiful

You: ikr

Sans: your fanfic writingskills are over 9000

You: you are aware that is an anime joke right

Sans: uh

Sans: idk alphpys and undyne are constantly saying it

You: HAHA

You: ITS OVER 9000 SANSPAI!!!

Sans: my penis is over 9000 inch

You: you wish

Sans: it is

Sans: no kidding

You: my penis is 9001 inch 

Sans: oh shit I'm beaten

Sans: oh well

You: SANS

You: HMHMHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

You: 2 DAYS LEFT

Sans: SO CLOSE

You: YET SO FAR AWAY

Sans: WE WILL SEE EACH OTHER IN 72 HOUR?????????????

You: SHIT DUDE WHADDUPPPDPDPPSDKLFJ:SLD

Sans: NOOT IM SO EXCITED

You: SAME

Sans: NOSKJD:LFJ

You: HOW TALL ARE YOU

Sans: Hmmmmmmmm

Sans: I'm 9000 inches long

Sans: penis size that is

You: same

Sans: nah I'm 6'

You: o_O

Your: ur a tall noodle

Sans: I'm literally one of the smallest of the group

Sans: pap is like 6'4 and undyne is like 6'5 or something

You: o_O_O_O_O_O

Sans: Alphys is 5'8 or somethin

You: I'm 5'6

Sans: UR SMOLL

Sans: IM GONNA SQUEEZE YOU

Sans: NAHWHHKLSJDFL:

You: I'm a smoll bean shh

Sans: SNANWHKLJ

You: AHHA

You: the adventures of toll noodle and smoll bean

You: I'm gonna feel so small there jezus

You: MTT IS LIKE 6'5 OR SOMETHING

You: sjkd;ljfalskd

You: what is life

Sans: idk

Sans: IM TALLER AHHAH

You: pffffffff

You: pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

You: ur just a giant

Sans: you know what other part of me is giant

You: isweartogod

Sans: ;))))))))))))00

You: ha

Sans: hey girl are you made of boren oxygen and neon

Sans: Because I want to BONe you

Sans: ;)))))))

You: creative

Sans: ikr

You: ha

You: sooooooooooooo

You: did ya do anything interesting today

Sans: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Sans: well I drove to your town

Sans: and now we are like unpacking all stuff

Sans: and we will set up the stage tomorrow

You: nice

You: wow we are so close

Sans: YET SO FAR AWAY

You: *dramatically poses*

You: I have reached the point that I woke up at 3:30 pm

Sans: O_o

You: lmao

You: SO yEAH MY DAY WAS SPECTACULAIR

You: JOB HUNTING

You: GUESS WHAT

Sans: YOU AHVE A JOB?

You: NOPE

You: :D

You: HA FML

You: I really don't know what to do though. Jess is soon moving out and I justc ant find a job and askdj;lfalsk

Sans: don't stress

Sans: how long till she moves out though

You: in 3 months already

Sans: welp

Sans: time to die

You: same

You: idontknowwhattodoandimstressing

Sans: hmmmmmmmm

Sans: write a book?

You: have you seen the fanfiction I just wrote

Sans: ...

Sans: don't write a book then

You: lmao

You: ill come up with something

You: blerb

You: how is your lover doing

You: I meant taco

Sans: pffffff

Sans: he's fine

Sans: he's beside me

You: nahw

You: I still ship it though

Sans: ship what u want

You: ha

Sans: ughdksga;lkdj

You: taco?

Sans: nah that was just my head falling on my laptop

Sans: I'm so tired

Sans: IM ALWAYS TIRED

Sans: I HAVE TO DRIVE A GODDAMN 32i489230-849823 MILES

Sans: EVERY 3 DAYS

Sans: KILL ME

Sans: I HAVE 1 HP DO IT

You: 1 HP?

You: as in what you have in videogames?

Sans: yup

You: (that's very little)

Sans: wow I didn't notice that

You: how come though?

Sans: not talking bout that now

Sans: i'll tell you another time

You: keke

You: oml

You: so I was teasing Jess about the fact that she told puns

Sans: HAHA

You: AND THEN

You: SHE SAID

You: "I find making puns quite appealing"

You: SHE WAS EATING A BANANA

You: and I cried a little

Sans: HAHA

Sans: IM SO PROUD

Sans: orange you glad she makes puns now

You: yes

You: WAIITTTTTT

Sans: ;)

You: .....

You: I'm feeling a bit meloncholy now

Sans: smooth

Sans: I love you from my head tomatoes

You: smooth

Sans: HEY I CAN LOVE A FRIEND

You: don't let your dreams be dreams

Sans: I wont :)

You: (whydidyoufriendzoneme)

Sans: (everyonecangetoutofthefriendzone)

You: (NICE)

Sans: iffeel so cornfused now

You: ;)

You: well orange you cute

Sans: you're one in a melon

You: you win

Sans: HA

Sans: well you're the apple of my eye ;)))))))))))

You: I already said you win

You: I'm feeling so humiliated

You: but I'm pine now

Sans: well if you would be a tropical fruit

Sans: you'd be a fine-apple

Sans: ;)))))

You: I'm still queen of the pickuplines though

You: you can be the ruler of puns

Sans: accepted

You: Nice

Sans: y'know

Sans: we'd make a pearfect couple

You: noot noot

You: jkdal;jfs

You: smooth

Sans: ikr

Sans: I'm so smooth

You: WELL HI SO SMOOTH IM ALEX :D

Sans: why do you say that like every day

You: Because I grab every opportunity to do that

Sans: ha

Sans: NAHWHWHSJKLD:FJLS

Sans: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWW

Sans: TACO IS PURRING AND SITTING IN MY LAP

You: Sans freaking out over his cat episode 239804

Sans: shoo

Sans: this cat is cute

You: h

You: a

You: you know who's cute too

Sans: me

You: ME

You: oh

You: well

You: mmmmmm

Sans: imma sleep I think

Sans: I'm tired

Sans: WAIT DONT

You: Hi TiReD I'm AlEx

You: WELL SLEEP WELL CHILD

Sans: child

Sans: I'm taller than you

Sans: take that

Sans: take my penis also

You: smooth

Sans: ikr

Sans: WELL GOODNIGHT

You: GOOD NIGHT BABE

You: <33333333333

Sans: Tomorrow?

You: ohmygod tomorrow will be the last time we chat before we meet da;lkfjs;ldk

Sans: ohsdmfaksjdfhoshdggoghodhgkodjsflhgohgodkjg

You: IM SO EXCITED

Sans: SAME

Sans: HYPE

You: well have fun making out with taco

Sans: will do

You: GOOD NIGHT

Sans: TOMORROW?

You: Do YoU rEaLlY hAvE tO aSk