You: HEYA

You: boneboy u there

Sans: HEY FLESHGIRL

You: GUESS WHAT

Sans: well what

You: IM NOT DRUNK :D

Sans: HA

Sans: I talked to jess yesterday :D

Sans: while you were 'majestically throwing up'

You: that's the way of life

You: also

You: what

You: I literally cant remember yesterday

You: hold on I'll scroll up so that I can see yesterdays chatlogs

Sans: okok

You: what

You: what

You: what

You: JeSS IS MAKING PUNS??

You: SHE NEVER DOES THAT?????????

Sans: I guess I just have that impact on people

You: ALSO WHAT

You: I SAID I WAS A LITTLE TIPSY

You: I was literally wasted

You: someone spiked the punch rip

Sans: yeah I heard that

You: lol

You: HA

You: U SAID U CARED ABOUT ME

Sans: well of course?

Sans: why wouldn't I care bout u

You: dunno :d

You: ANYWAY hOW ARE YOU

Sans: well

Sans: tired

Sans: we had to set up the stage and stuff

You: ew

Sans: I'm sure your days was better than mine, so how was your dday

You: uh

You: job hunting

Sans: and?

You: NOTHING

You: UHGHH

Sans: :////////////////

Sans: so what are you gonna do now?

You: ugh idk

You: Jess is soon moving out to live with her boyfriend and idk what I'm gonna do then if I don't get a job

Sans: :/

You: lets just say the bags under my eyes look brighter than my future

Sans: same same

You: how do you even have bags under your eyes

Sans: I really don't know

Sans: MMMMMMMAGIC?

Sans: I'm a magic skeleton

You: well hi a magic skeleton

You: I'm alex

Sans: SKDLFJKLS:D

Sans: noot

You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You: 3 DAYS LEFT

Sans: YES

Sans: IM GONNA GIVE YOU A HUG WHEN I MEET  YOU

You: YES

You: I'm probably gonna give everyone a hug and cry

Sans: same same

You: ITS SO SOON ALREADY

Sans: SKDFJ:LS

Sans: PAPYRUS IS SO EXCITED

Sans: EVERYONE IS EXCITED

Sans: NOOOOT

You: SKLDJFL:S

You: JESS IS EXCITED TOO

You: SHE WANTS TO MEET YOU AND PAPYRUS

You: (she secretly wants to confirm you all aren't 50 year old men)

Sans: hahahahha yeahh.. about that...

You: ??

Sans: we all are 50 year old men

Sans: get into my van sweetheart

You: ok

Sans: there is wifi and candy in my van

You: ok

Sans: nice

Sans: BTW

Sans: HAHA

Sans: SO THIS HAPPENED TODAY

Sans: SO DO YOU REMEMBER THE TIME I ASKED MTT FOR A FEDORA

Sans: just for shits and giggles

You: hmmmmmmmm

You: Oh yeah I remember that

Sans: HE GAVE ME 3 DIFFERENT FEDORAS

You: HAHAHHAHSDKLJFL:K

You: amazing

Sans: YES

Sans: HA

Sans: so one is pink with a shit ton of glitter

Sans: another one is just mtt's face

Sans: and the last one is pink with more pink and pink

You: pink intensifies

Sans: IKR'

Sans: I'm so gonna wear these

Sans: IRONICALLY

You: OLOLOL

You: so I needed some shoes

You: (this was today btw)

You: and I ended up searching the internet for it

You: and now I'm just asking how I ended up looking at pull overs for men

You: (and for me ha)

Sans: happens to me all the time

Sans: skajf;ks

Sans: TaCo just walked ove rmy keyboard what is this madness

You: Lol I forgot about taco

You: how is the dude doing

Sans: oh he's fine

Sans: :D

You: :3

You: *cosplaying as ur cat*

Sans: 10/10 cosplay

Sans: Alphys and undyne did a cosplay recently

Sans: idk what anime though

You: ayy

You: I cosplayed someone once

Sans: Who?

You: ...

You: I basically made me into a slytherin

Sans: NICE

You: IKR

You: SKJDF:L

You: I'm too much of a potterhead

Sans: Yeah you are

You: BUT

You: I'LL BRING BOOKS FOR YOU

Sans: YAY

You: :D:D

Sans: (do you have the harry potter series)

You: (of course I'm gonna bring that what did you think)

Sans: idk

You: :D

Sans: HAHA

Sans: SO

Sans: THIS WAS FUNNY TODAY

Sans: SO ME ALPHYS AND UNDYNE WERE BUILDING THE STAGE

Sans: AND

Sans: I CAUGHT THEM MAKING OUT

Sans: SO I TOOK OUT MY PHONE AND PLAYED CARELESS WHISPER

Sans: we laughed for like 239428030 hours

You: HAHAHA

You: lmao

You: guess what I cant get caught making out

You: #foreveralone

Sans: date me

You: phf

Sans: <4

You: wow a 3 was too much??????????????

Sans: yes <5

You: B-BUT S-SENPAI???

Sans: Y-Yes

You: TCH YOU WEIRDO

You: B-BAKA

Sans: you're doin a pretty good tsundreplane impression there

You: whatplane

Sans: tsundreplane is a monster

Sans: its a tsundre

Sans: and a plane

You: wow couldn't have figured that

Sans: lmaomoa

Sans: welp

You: Jess is jumping around the apartment again

You: what is life

Sans: idk man

You: noot

Sans: I'm tired and its 9 pm what

You: Yeah its quite early for me as well?

Sans: what is this our sleeping schedules

You: mine is nonexistent

You: free will

Sans: Free willy

You: maybe I should free your willy ;))))))))))))))))

Sans: ;))))))))))))))

You: ;))))))))))))

Sans: *wink wonk*

Sans: alex

You: yes

Sans: do you want to hear my 69/10 pick up line

You: ok

Sans: *slaps* NOW SUCK

Sans: works every time

You: 10/10 would slap again

You: my ultra pick up line:

You: I'm a previously convicted rapist, wanna hangout?

Sans: o-O I would

You: yes it worked

Sans: nice shoes

Sans: wanna fuck

You: I MAY NOT BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL BUT IM THE ONLY ONE TALKING TO YOU

You: how to be desperate 101

Sans: our pick up lines are the best tbh

You: ikr

You: I should be crowned

Sans: WHAT ABOUT ME HUH

You: you can get a tiara

Sans: aye

Sans: "Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits"  - Sansmaster 2k16

You: skelenerd

Sans: humannerd

You: lazybones

Sans: oKAY MY MASTER PICK UP LINE

Sans: IT WILL DESTROY EVERYONE

Sans: HERE GOES:

Sans: Breathe if you're horny. All right :D

You: bitch I can top that

Sans: i'd top you

Sans: ifyouknowwhatimean ;))))))))))))00

Sans: laklsdj;fa

Sans: lol that was taco again kms

You: HAH

You: HERE COMES MY AWARD WINNING PICK UP LINE:

You:  You look almost as good as my brother. But y'know. That's illegal

Sans: *cries*

Sans: naw

Sans: NAWHWHH

You: ??

You: are you that impressed

You: I am pretty great

Sans: NAHW

Sans: TACO IS CURLED UP AGAINST ME AND HES SO CUTE KSDJFL:SDJ

You: NAHW

You: Sansco

You: I'm gonna write a sansco fanfic

Sans: I will read it when  you do

You: I will probably do it

You: have too much time on my hands

Sans: same

Sans: NAHW TACO IS CUTE

You: u go make out with taco then

Sans: shh

Sans: Sansco is real

You: shit and I was just hoping for Alesans to be real

You: oh well

You: ILL LEAVE THEN ;-;

Sans: IT ISNT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE SENPAI

You: T^T

Sans: I do love my cat though

You: YOU LEFT ME FOR A CAT

Sans: *dramatic pose*

You: *Cries dramatically*

Sans: *Majestically vomits*

You: DONT BRING THAT UP

Sans: BITCH I JUST DID

Sans: btw

Sans: imma slepe for a bit

You: keke

You: TOMORROW?

Sans: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?