Sans: HEYA

You: HEiIIiIiIii

You: how is my favorite boneboy doing

Sans: Oh I'm exhausted

Sans: work is draining

Sans: like coffee is my best friend rn

You: How did the show go?

Sans: idk I was in the cafeteria with paps

You: oh well

Sans: we basically made spaghetti for 200 men this night

You: wow

You: well I understand why you're tired

Sans: BUT

Sans: JUST A WEEK

Sans: 7 DAYS YES

You: YES

You: IM SO EXCITED

You: SAKJS:LD

Sans: AAaaA

You: YES

Sans: btw

Sans: how is job hunting going?

You: still nothing

You: Ugh

Sans: sucks

You: I mean like

You: I can do stuff I want money

Sans: 10/10 would hire

You: idk I want to work in a bookshop or something

Sans: how come?

You: Dunno? I like bookshops :D

You: and reading that is

Sans: nice

Sans: I don't really read much

Sans: idk what to read

You: (THERE ARE HARRY POTTER BOOKS)

Sans: IKR

Sans: I should read them

You: heck yes you should

Sans: BRING ME SOME BOOKS

You: THAT IDEA IS NOT TOO BAD ACTUALLLY I WILL

Sans: yay I'm gonna read at tour yayay

You: are you now abandoning your laptop

Sans: probs

You: ;-;

Sans: haah

Sans: Wow did you know btw

Sans: last night when I was on my laptop

Sans: I lost ctrl

You: ...

You: that was really

You: clever

Sans: HA

You: What does a computer do when it restarts?

Sans: well what does a computer do when it restarts alex?

You: It takes a power nap

Sans: You are getting an applause

Sans: *applause*

Sans: *cheering*

You: *majestically bows*

You: what do you call it when a computer sings

Sans: a demon

You: A dell

Sans: MMDMDMMFHJJMHMHMMMM

Sans: I'm so proud

Sans: were you always like this

You: like what

Sans: yknow

Sans: pun making

You: I think so

You: ha

You: I clearly didn't have many friends

Sans: *snorts*

You: well it is true

Sans: cue the sad violin

You: ;-;

Sans: I'm now chilling in my cool camper

You: how is sleeping in the camper

Sans: oh you know

Sans: camperish

You: cool cool

Sans: no but really this bed is life

Sans: like how can a bed be so soft

You: idk

You: what if it's made out of human flesh

You: what if that's why it's so soft

Sans: well fml

Sans: nah it's not out of flesh

Sans: its like feather like

Sans: I'm now contemplating how many money mtt has

Sans: heck of a lot I suppose

You: well yes no shit he's famous

You: I think Jess knows it

Sans: how does she know that

You: she's in the fandom

You: I'll call her hold on

Sans: okok

You: She's in my room now

You: Jess says hi

Sans: heya

Sans: SO I HAD A QUESTION

Sans: HOW MANY MONEY DOES MTT MAKE IN LIKE A MONTH

You: IM JESS BTW

You: WAIT ARE YOU FAN OF MTT AS WELL

You: I HAVE THE ANSWER TO THAT QUeSTION BTW

You: HE MAKES ABOUT 1.6 MILLION A MONTH

Sans: jesus

Sans: klsj

You: Same

You: WE ARE GOING TO SEE MTT IN 7 DAYS IM SO EXCITED

Sans: Yes yes

Sans: I'll be there too btw

You: IKR

You: Alex has been talking about it 25/7

Sans: HA

Sans: what'd she say bout it?

You: oh like

You: IM SO EXCITED *screech*

Sans: HA

You: She talked quite a lot about you too ;)))))

Sans: What'd she say bout me?

You: (Alex left the room btw)

You: Oh only how she loves talking to you and shit

Sans: :33333333

You: Ha

You: So you two are gonna meet?

Sans: Yup

You: And  you aren't a 56 year old stalker man?

Sans: nope

You: then you're good in my book

Sans: nice

Sans: She's meeting my friends too btw

Sans: We are kind of helping with the tour yay

You: Oh that's why she was talking about a camper

Sans: lmao

You: WAIT

You: SO

You: YOU ARE A GOOD FRIEND OF MTT?

Sans: well

Sans: uh

Sans: my brother and him are in a relationship?

You: WAIT WHAT

You: WHAT WHAT WHAT HWATHWHWHAHTHW

You: WAIT

Sans: calm child

You: MHDMHH<HJJH<H<H<

You: METTATON HAS A BOYFRIEND

You: WHAT

You: SDKJFSLDKJF

Sans: HAHA

You: AAAAAAAAAAA

You: WHAT KIND OF GUY IS HE

Sans: well he's sweet and a skeleton

Sans: Alex would describe him as a cinnamonroll

You: ohmygod yes

You: YES

You: THE ROMANTICUS x THE INNOCENT

You: AAAA

Sans: Shhhhh

Sans: btw don't share this k? I dunno if they want to keep it private or not

You: YEH PROMISE

You: IM JUST A LITTLE EXCITED

Sans: ha

Sans: doesn't seem little to me

You: NOPE IM KIDDING

You: IM VERY EXCITED

Sans: ahw

You: IM FANGIRLING SO HARD

You: *HEAVY BREATHING*

You: ILL CALL ALEX IN AND GO DANCE IN MY ROOM OK

Sans: sure

You: HERE SHE COMES

You: Heiiii fleshboy

You: wait wahwat

You: I fucked up

You: fuck

You: BOYBONE

You: WAHTI

You: IC ANT SORRY

Sans: Fleshboy and Boybone?

Sans: creative

You: *sighs*

You: HELLO BONEBOY

Sans: well hello homo sapien it is I, sansmaster69

You: HAHA IM READING BACK THE CHAT

You: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Sans: I DIDNT KNOW WHAT I WAS SUPPOSE TO DO

You: you did the right thing

You: I can hear her making weird noises

You: AND MY DOOR IS CLOSED

Sans: HA

You: HAHHA

You: what is life

Sans: idk

You: BTW

You: YOU HAVE TO SLEEP NOW

Sans: its like 8 pm

You: I DONT CARE YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TOMORROW

Sans: *sigh*

Sans: YES MOM

You: okay child 

You: sleep tight and don't let the bedbugs bite

Sans: You have to sleep too tho

Sans: its 5 am at yours lol

You: ha

You: WELL GOODNIGHT

Sans: Tomorrow anytime?

You: Do you really have to ask?