Sans: Heya

Sans: sorry I'm a bit late.. We're still on the road

You: HEY

Sans: HEY FLESHGIRL

You: wait what you are on the road

Sans: well we stopped driving for a bit and we just stopped by a gas station

You: Nice

You: Everything going well?

Sans: Yup

Sans: I've been driving for like 3 hours straight so yeah :D

You: wowow

Sans: I packed the last stuff today and threw it in the camper

Sans: just in time of course because we were meant to go when I packed the last stuff ha

You: HA

You: nice

Sans: I think I'm gonna get some coffee at the gas station hold on

You: okki

You: DONT GET YOUR LAPTOP STOLEN

Sans: ok mom

You: :D

Sans: oh undyne is here to protect the laptop

You: Go get ur coffee

Sans: okok

Sans: SUP PUNK

You: HEYA

Sans: STILL CHATTING TO THIS SACK OF BONES

You: you bet I am

Sans: HOW MANY DAYS BEFORE MEETING YOU

You: Uh

You: 8 DAYS

You: ksladjkkkkkkk

Sans: NICE

Sans: I'm gonna be a security guard there

You: coolio

Sans: ikr

Sans: Ha

You: So you are gonna live in a camper as well for 5 months?

Sans: YOU BET I AM

Sans: its like owning a really small house

Sans: with a cute otaku

You: nHAWH

You: NAHWHHWHWWWWW

Sans: :33333333333333

You: UGH I CANT WAIT

You: IM SO EXCITED

Sans: SAME

Sans: Tomorrow will be the first show

You: How far do you have to ride for that?

Sans: like 3 more hours

Sans: We'll manage

Sans: I wonder if Sans will though

Sans: I mean Alphys and I can just switch after 1 hour but he has to do it all on his own

You: well I hope he doesn't die

Sans: same same

Sans: BTW

Sans: Alphys and I were talking about you

You: how come lol

Sans: idk someone just brought it up

Sans: AND WE WERE WONDERING

Sans: WHAT KIND OF ANIME DO YOU LIKE

You: oh god

You: like

You: Adventure and action

You: Also romance and drama

Sans: CoOoL

You: Oh and horror

You: basically everything really

Sans: Nice

Sans: come watch it with us sometime

You: Okki

You: how many days are you gonna be at my place though

Sans: like 3

Sans: We come the first day, set everything up the second day and give a show, leave the third day

Sans: kinda busy

You: wow

You: That's pretty busy

Sans: Ikr

Sans: idk how we will manage but ok

You: I HOPE YOU SURVIVE

Sans: SAME

Sans: ALSO

Sans: HAVE YOU WATCHED NARUTO

You: Like ages ago

Sans: ITS AWESOME

Sans: Alphys and I are trying to do Jutsu's

You: good luck with that

You: I tried it with my brother once and he broke his finger

Sans: what how

You: well one jutsu was so complicated that he broke his finger in the middle of it

You: I laughed at first

Sans: HA

You: Ikr

You: Don't you need coffee?

Sans: ew no I don't like coffee

Sans: its so bitter

You: Try throwing sugar and milk in it

Sans: what why

You: well

You: because that makes it sweeter and less bitter

Sans: oh

Sans: oh

Sans: OKAY I'LL TRY

You: nice

You: I literally cant function without coffee

You: lol

Sans: maybe that's because its like 7 am at yours

Sans: wait have you gotten any sleep today

You: nope

You: But I can manage

Sans: oh well

Sans: do what you like I suppose

You: ok

You: How are the others?

Sans: Oh they're doing fine

Sans: everyone is excited for the tour

You: understandable

Sans: Oh your boneboy is back

You:  nicu

Sans: WELL SEE YOU ON TOUR PUNK

You: OKAY

You: BYE FISH LADY

Sans: BYE

Sans: HERE I AM AGAIN

You: YAS

You: I convinced undyne to drink coffee

Sans: pal

Sans: dude

Sans: A-Slice

Sans: have you got any idea how energetic undyne normally is

You: no

Sans: Well obviously not

Sans: AH

Sans: HA

Sans: I wonder what she's like on coffee

You: same

You: ha

You: what is life it's already light outside

Sans: wow

Sans: It's 7 pm here help

Sans: I'm hungry though

You: HI HUNGRY IM ALEX

You: (ha)

Sans: making dad jokes

You: yes

You: what are you gonna do about it

You: I'm a rebel now

Sans: sure you are

You: I'm gonna join a gang

Sans: wow you sure are badass

You: ikr

You: I'm like the baddest of asses

Sans: yes you are

Sans: hmmmmmm

Sans: I wanna sleep

Sans: ugh

You: rip

Sans: I STILL HAVE 3 MORE HOURS TO RIDE KILL ME NOW

You: Nahw

You: I hope u don't die

Sans: same

Sans: ugh

Sans: I JUST WANT FOOD AND SLEEP

You: don't sleep and drive

You: ha

You: hey sansy

Sans: yes alexy

You: wanna hear a joke about paper

Sans: well

Sans: yes

You: nvm it's tearable

Sans: .........

You: what do  you call a girl without legs

Sans: I DONT KNOW what do you call a girl without legs

You: disabled

Sans: HAHAHAH

Sans: the timing was perfect

You: haAHA

Sans: why cant orphans play baseball

You: hmM?

Sans: they don't know where the home is

You: HAHAH

You: HA

You: HAHA

You: HAAHHHHAH

You: That's so offensive!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Sans: ikr

Sans: that's why its funny

You: true

You: ha

You: I'm gonna grab some more coffee hold on

Sans: shouldn't you just go to bed

Sans: its like 7:30 am there

Sans: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP CHILD

You: okay okay

You: survive ok

Sans: yes yes

You: aye

You: I can now sleep in peace

Sans: nice

Sans: WELL

Sans: good night <33333

You: You too <3

You: for when you finally get to sleep

You: GET A CAMPERMATE M8

Sans: SLEEP WELL

You: Tomorrow whatever time?

Sans: DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?