You: HEY BABE

Sans: HeIHAHIY

Sans: HOW R U

You: FINE I ATE ICE CREAM 

You: HOW ARE  YOU

Sans: well fun that you asked

Sans: I'm like having a mental breakdown rn don't mind me here

You: how come?

Sans: I

Sans: finished

Sans: harry potter

You: I FEEL YOU

Sans: LIKE IM LITTERALLY CRYING AS I TYPE THIS

Sans: IM EMPTY INSIDE

You: well you are a skeleton...

Sans: THIS IS NOT HELPING

You: Okay imma give you my breakdown 101

You: first: drink some tea

Sans: Okay i'll grab some hol on

You: second, wrap yourself in a thick blanket

You: third, cry

Sans: IM BACK

Sans: well I'm going to wrap myself in a blanket

Sans: and cry

Sans: ha

You: I feel you

Sans: I feel me too

Sans: SERIOUSLY IT WAS SO GOOD

You: IKR

You: I'm always getting so emotional over hp like shit

Sans: same

You: wait

You: do you ship Draco x Harry

Sans: I guess?

Sans: idk

You: its a beautiful ship

Sans: well now that I think about it

Sans: it is

Sans: fuck

You: ikr

You: ha

You: anyway, did you do anything else then watching movies today?

Sans: well

Sans: I started packing stuff

You: wow wait you are productive?

Sans: IKR??

Sans: I only packed the Christmas stuff tho

You: what

Sans: like

Sans: when it's Christmas, I can make my camper all christmasy

You: nice

Sans: with like a shit ton of lights

You: a skeleton

You: a mettaton

Sans: kms

Sans: ha

You: how to suffer 101

Sans: what did you do all day

Sans: hmmmmmmmmmmmm????????????

You: guess hwat

Sans: job hunting??

You: nope

You: I gave up

You: for now then

Sans: you could do a webshop?

Sans: idk

Sans: YES WAIT

Sans: START A YOUTUBECHANNEL

You: hmmmmmmmmm

You: idk

Sans: Well it's your choice

You: idk I would only do youtube for the sake of money and not for the sake of enjoying it then

You: hm

You: meh

You: i'll think about it

Sans: yas

You: no but idk I didn't do much I just lay on the ground the whole day

Sans: wow seems like you had a fun day

You: ikr

You: I also decided to browse dark questions haha kill me

Sans: ask me some dark questions

You: oko ok ok

You: What if how you are now feeling, you will feel the rest of your life?

Sans: well fuck

Sans: I'm honestly in the middle of a mental breakdown so yay

You: when I read that I was bored and crying so ha

You: OKAY DEPRESSING QUESTION #2

You: btw I'm fighting ur mental breakdown

You: fight fire with fire right

You: When did you stop trying?

Sans: well

Sans: ...

You: you don't have to answer though

Sans: nah I'm fine

Sans: Well I told you about the resets right

You: yeah like a couple of days back

Sans: Well

Sans: what would you do when you are living just a plain and happy life?

Sans: and then suddenly, you are back a few weeks in time

Sans: first you are confused

Sans: Then you come at that point again, All the monsters are freed

Sans: zap. Back in time again

Sans: that circle goes on and on

Sans: You give up trying at some point.

Sans: nothing makes any difference anyway

You: wow

You: Jesus

You: you went trough all that?

Sans: yup

Sans: frisk was the one who reset.

Sans: but they promised me not to reset anymore

Sans: so yes

You: Nice

You: Damn

You: I honestly could not imagine how it is to be in that circle

Sans: The worst part, No one remembers the resets but me and frisk

Sans: so yeah that's fun lets talk about something else

You: yeah ok

Sans: ha I'm crying again

You: IM SORRY

You: ILL TELL YOU SOME A+ PICK UP LINES HOLD ON

You: you have beautiful eyes

Sans: (I don't have eyes but thanks)

You: well fuck uh

You: EYE SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

Sans: HA

You: If I could change the alphabet then I'd put U and I together

Sans: honestly what did you search on google to tell thes epick up lines

You: I literally typed 'the saddest pick up lines'

You: did it work though

Sans: yes

Sans: I'm so seduced rn you wouldn't believe it

You: is ur dad a baker

You: because you got some nice buns

You: wait you're a skeleton

You: I'm trying too hard

Sans: yes you are

You: how to seduce a skeleton 101

Sans: idk

Sans: ha

Sans: I'm gonna get more tea

You: ok

You: did you know that giraffes don't  have vocal communication but they communicate with their tail

You: I'm dropping some more animal facts hold on

You: Apes go bald as men do

You: Wombats have cube shaped poop

You: Horses can't vomit

You: A mole can dig 300 miles in one night

Sans: IM BACK

Sans: and I have animal facts now aye

You: ikr

You: did  you know that the human skeleton has 206 bones but some grew together and you originally had 300 at birth

Sans: I didn't actually

Sans: thanks for this interesting fact

You: OH BTW

Sans: ????????

You: YOU RUINED OUR ALWAYS YESTERDAY

Sans: HAHA

Sans: you mean like the same tim ething?

You: YES

You: LIKE

You: CAN OUR ALWAYS BE SAME TIME??

You: OR SOMETHIGN IDK

Sans: OK

Sans: shit I broke our always

Sans: I was just trying to be cool

You: we all make mistakes

Sans: HAHAH

You: did you btw know if a rib is removed it can grow back in 3 months

Sans: WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME FACTS

You: BECAUSE THATS FUN

You: AND I WANTED TO CHEER YOU UP

Sans: THANKS :D

You: So how are the others doing?

Sans: Oh they're fine

Sans: I've got the house for me alone today

Sans: Pap's staying over with undyne and al

You: UGH I WANT TO MEET YOU AND THEM SO BAD LIKE JSDK:FLJ:

You: 10 DAYS

You: TOMORROW 9

You: ITS COMING SO CLOSE I CANT

Sans: SAME

Sans: SLKDJF

You: HA

You: RIP I LAMOST FELL ASLEEP WHAT IS THIS

Sans: well yes browsing animal facts and pick up lines tires  you out quite a bit

You: ikr

You: like

You: what

You: btw are you still sick

Sans: I'm only sick as in cool

Sans: nah I'm okay now

Sans: idk it was like a 1 day thing

You: SHIT I JUST REALISED

You: I MISSED A GREAT OPPOTUNITY FOR A PUN YESTERDAY

Sans: WHERE

You: well you caught a femur yesterday

You: HA IM SO FUNNY

Sans: HA

You: did you btw know that half of your bones is in your hands and feet

You: and that your face has 14 bones in it

You: I'm honestly just picking these facts out of google ha

You: its literally an image in comic sans

Sans: wow

Sans: ANYWAY

Sans: GO SLEEP

Sans: ITS LIIKE

Sans: 6 PM HERE

Sans: ITS LATE FOR YOU

Sans: SLEEP CHILD

You: OKOK

Sans: WELL

Sans: Tomorrow same time?

Sans: (see how I did that)

You: DO YOU REALLY AHVE TO ASK HAHA

You: HA I DID IT HA

You: HAHA

You: HA

You: WAIT I MADE A TYPO FUCK

Sans: HA

Sans: ANYWAY

You: YES ILL GO SLEEP BYE CHILD