Sans is online!

Sans: Heya

Sans: You prob don't know me but I saw your post 'bout science and I thought it was clever well done.

You: I think you might be.. overreacting ;)

You: I make horrible science puns periodically lol

Sans: why

Sans: You are my new favorite person

You: I made like 2 puns wow

Sans: They were pretty sansational though ;)))

You: did you just

You: you did

You: I'll crown you to punmaster

Sans: Wow didn't know I could get crowned again

You: psh

You: I gave you a compliment

Sans: And I gave you an answer

You: Wow that's quite inskullking if you ask me

Sans: Tibia honest, that was a really humerus pun

You: Wow two puns in one sentence.. you're really driving me bonenanas here

Sans: lmao okay so I haven't heard that one before

Sans: So what's your name?

Sans: (just making conversation here)

You: what if you were a stalker

Sans: then get into my van

You: shit okay I'm alex

Sans: Nice name.

Sans: I'm sans btw.

Sans: you could have guessed that

You: I did wow I feel really smart

You: I have the ability to read

You: praise me

Sans: *Praises*

Sans: So any hobbies?

You: I like science and reading I guess.

Sans: nice

You: you?

Sans: science as well. dunno I sleep most of the day

You: such an interesting life

Sans: ikr

Sans: waddaya think about monsters though?

You: Idk I'm not bothered by them. I met a few, and theyre really nice

You: like, I cant understand why you would discriminate them

Sans: nice

Same: I'm a skeleton btw

Sans: hi

You: well hi mr. skeleton

Sans: you aint shocked or anything?

You: why would I be?

You: hip hip hooray I'm chatting with a skeleton

Sans: well you are the first one who doesn't click away when I tell them I'm a skele so thanks

You: so what are you doing at a chatbox at like 3 am?

Sans: Trying to get kids into my van

Sans: jk

Sans: idk I was bored

You: shit wait do you have candy

Sans: why

You: i'd come into your van if you had candy

Sans: what even is this convo

You: idk

Sans: lol

You: SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR LIFE

Sans: what about it?

You: WeLL HOW WAS THE UNDERGROUND

Sans: well uh there was no sky

You: *slow claps*

Sans: just statin the facts pal

You: Any family?

Sans: Just one brother

Sans: Are you trying to get me into your van now?

You: I might

You: what if we did like a twenty questions thing

Sans: whats the twenty questions thing

You: its like I ask you a question, you ask me one, I ask you one, and so on

You: SO

You: YES

Sans: ok okok

Sans: So ms. alex.. whats your favorite color?

You: Dark blue

You: Now boneboy, whats your occupation?

Sans: (whwat if I was a girl what then) I work a bunch of jobs

You: (wow helpful)

Sans: Okay humangirl, whats your occupation?

You: I work at a bar yay

You: ALSO WHAT IF IM NOT A GIRL HUH?

You: HMMM??

You: TRIGGERED1!!1!!1

Sans: calm down child

You: ok

You: So how does monster autonomy work?

Sans: wow

Sans: I can explain this

Sans: wait for it

Sans: 4

Sans: 3

Sans: 2

Sans: 1

Sans: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmagic

You: *slams keyboard angrily*

Sans: SO NOW

Sans: How does human autonomy work?

You: ok

You: guess what

You: idk

You: cells.

You: blood.

Sans: 10/10

You: What's your favorite type of ice-cream

Sans: Blueberry

Sans: What do you look like?

You: are you trying to stalk me and get me in ur van

Sans: that's obvious isn't it

You: yeah duh

You: I have like brown hair with green eyes yay

You: NOW MY QUESTION MUSHWHA

Sans: oh god

You: WHAT DO YOU LOOK LIKE

Sans: like a guy who would own a van

You: ...

Sans: Have you ever seen a skeleton in real life?

Yeah: yes

Sans: imagine that skeleton wearing clothes. boom that's me

You: 10/10

Sans: Okay whats the most embarrassing thing you've ever done

You: (I'm one pile of embarrassing moments and I'm just an awkward bean in general don't hurt me this way)

You: uh

You: like I cried because we were watching shrek in class and I just couldn't stop laughing and crying and everyone looked at me

Sans: shrekislove

You: dude you have been on the surface for 4 months and you have already watched that filth

Sans: sans is love sans is life

You: pls

Sans: I discovered the memes when I went on the internet

Sans: I cried a little when I saw other people who shared my kind of humor

You: I feel you

Sans: did you fart because you blew me away

You: pls

Sans: damn girl are you sitting on my f5 key cus ur ass is refreshing

You: *cries*

Sans: therewillbeonly7planetsleftafteridestroyuranus

You: ;-;

Sans: nice shoes. wanna fuck

You: SKDJF:LKSJ

You: u do dis

Sans: I used pick up lines

Sans: I'm still trying to get you into my van

You: o

You: oh

You: oooh

You: OOHOOOOOOH HAHAH

You: I died

Sans: I lost my teddy bear wanna sleep with me

You: didn't you have a brother

Sans: yeah what about him?

You: nothing I'm just trying to change the subject without you noticing

Sans: oh cool

You: so about your brother

You: older or younger?

Sans: younger than me

You: also

Sans: ?

You: Are you a Jamaican

You: because Jamaican me crazy

Sans: lol

Sans: I gtg tho. tomorrow same time?

You: yea sure

Sans: Bye :D

You: baiai