(Part one of two special chapters, made for lildali and her story "My little one"! Check her out! She's great!)

(For story context : the mane six and CMC as we know them are daughters of their creepypasta versions. Most of them belong to their respective creators, but CMC and AJ's mothers were made by lildali and I)

Pinkamena : Are we gonna have a problem?

FactoryDash : You got a bone to pick?

Little Miss Rarity (LMR) : You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?

AppleFlesh : I'd normally slap your face off

Butchershy : And everyone here could watch

Researcher Dawn : But I'm feeling nice. Here's some advice. Listen up-

All six : BEEYOTCH!

I like

LMR : Lookin' hot-

AppleFlesh : Doin' stuff
They can not

All six : I like

FactoryDash : Drinking hard

Dawn : Maxing partner's credit card

All six : I like

Butchershy : Skippin' gym

Pinkamena : Scarin' her

LMR : Screwin' him

All six : I like

Butchershy, LMR and Dawn : Killer clothes

FactoryDash, AppleFlesh and Pinkamena : Kickin' nerds in the nose!

AppleFlesh : If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

LMR : Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)

All Six : Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store

Belle Spice : Guys fall at your feet
Pay the check help you cheat
All you have to do
Say goodbye to Shamu

Runaway Feather : That freak's not your friend
I can tell in the end
If she had your shot
She would leave you to rot

Sour Apple : Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

Runaway Feather : Or forget that creep

Belle Spice : And get in my jeep

Sour Apple : Let's go tear up someone's lawn!

CP CMC : Whoa, whoa, whoa

Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy
Anymore
And step into my candy store

Dawn : You can join the team

LMR : Or you can bitch and moan

Pinkamena : You can live the dream

Butchershy : Or you can die alone

FactoryDash : You can fly with eagles

AppleFlesh : Or if you prefer

FactoryDash : Keep on testing me

CP Mane six : And end up like her!

Runaway Feather : Honey what you waitin' for?

FactoryDash : Shut up, Kid!

LMR : Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove
You're not a lameass
Anymore
And step into my candy store

All nine: It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy

It's my candy store
It's my candy store